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"D: I can't study if I need to go to the washroom!"

"Not for another four hours, young lady!"

":C"
 

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GOOD PARENTING FAIL
 

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This is awesome. I want some for my future children just so I can threaten them with it. Not actually going to use them of course :D
 

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Cool.
Next up is the study time attack dog that attacks you if you stop studying.
 

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Should the School Destroy the Year Books?

* No, its her fault. (83.0%)

Owned, that should have her learn the proper use of underwear.
 

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The ball and chain should be heavier. No son of mine is gonna be so weak that he can't walk with 21 pounds on him.

Also, I want a copy of that yearbook.
 

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FFFFUUUUUUU-

If a girl is going to go commando on picture day, why can't she be smoking?
 

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attach more than one?
 

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Say, two on each leg, and another one on each arm?

Personally, I'd be inclined to let them get up for the can, at least.

...Then again, I was one of those rare cases that studying actually screwed over my score, rather than helping it.

The tests that I studied for: 70-80. Tests that I didn't: 80-90. That's percentage score.
 

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attach more than one?
That's their plan right there. It's so light, you gotta buy another one to keep them down. The bastards.
 

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That thing ain't gonna help kids study. Hell, most kids will be so tired from running from the damn thing they'll fall asleep instead of studying.

... screw a study aid, that thing's a sleep aid >.<
 

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
 

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A knockout-snorkel.

Don't confuse it with your scuba snorkel or bad things will happen. BAD THINGS.
 

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Oh my fucking God. It's about time they made this. That damned L block has been stressing me out so much, I always break my Gameboy when I play Tetris.
 

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They should make those for adults, too.
 
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