Introduce yourself

[Ili]

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The Basics

Name: Sam
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Condobolin, NSW, Australia
Current Country of Residence: Australia
Occupation: Bait Boy / IT tech-dude / Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Picture: -removed-
Personality

Zodiac: Cancer-Leo Cusp
My Fears: Banshees, betrayal and bigass bees.
Common Utterances: "Probably", in response to most questions.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full.
Bad Habits: Nail-biting, shamelessness,

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Homophobiacs
2) Radio/TV
3) Overly spicy foods

Favorites

TV Show: Couldn't say.
Drink: Lemon lime & bitters
Shoe: Thongs (flip-flops for you crazy others)
Hat: Fedora
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Prog-x
Internet Meme: Ninja/Pirate

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Not at the present time.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air-guitar.
Knit scarves for orphans: No

Future

Can you see into it? Probably not.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Probably. I mean, something had to be done about his kids.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Half-asleep, bored and hopefully working in music/IT.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was here before.
Other random trivia: The only guns worth using in Far Cry 2 are the sniper rifle and the uzi. Also, I quite enjoy breaking people's comfort zones.

 

[SiphonTalvesh]

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Siphon/Talvesh, your resident Sci-Fi master along with a few other people. If it has to do with Stargate or Star Trek, I'm your man. Other than that not much to say about me, I like to relax on here, get involved in some of the RP's and overall just get to know more people like me.

 

[Copper]

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So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right. JK

*smirks* Try me.

And truthfully, would I really be here if I was *that* uptight? I'm just talking about morons who think just because you're a girl, that's all you want to do. (See #1 on list of dislikes.)

You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. He thinks all girls lie, haha
But we all know lying is a sin, and you can't lie if you don't have a soul and girls don't have souls, that's like common knowledge.

Mongo not slow, Mongo gradiates from 6th grade next week.

Good point though I forgot they have no souls.

*grins and steeples fingers* Just the ones we steal...

 

[Megamickel]

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Okay its long been thought women are abhorrent creatures of the night
But in actuality, they really just cant find their way back to the kitchen once you let them out

Sorry if I offended you, but i'm an ass

i inserted some comments like you told me to - love Nunu

 

[ToxicShock]

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Not to go too off topic but this just greatly reminds me of the fact I bought

You must be registered to see the links

for a friend of mine for Christmas. I think she'll like it.

 

[Singingemogirl]

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Nice one although there are more offensive ones at that site if you want to find them

 

[Ili]

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Why don't women need licenses?

Cause there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
/bastard

 

[Nunu]

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what do you say when your woman walks in with a black eye?

nothing, you already told her once.

 

[Pale]

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Soooo. I'm Pale. Or Princess. Or Pumpkin. Or Snow. Or "Oi, you". Whatever works.

The Basics

Name: Pale. Some of you you might remember Rapture.
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Birth Place: UK
Current Country of Residence:
Occupation: Student. And general good-for-nothing.

Appearance : Too slim for my own good, rather tall. No extra baggage. "Classical European features". Whatever that means.

Hair Color: Brown. Dark. Used to be bright blonde, once.
Eye Color: Blue. Yellow flecks.

Personality

Ugh. No.

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: Genuinely happy people. Idiots. They tend to come in one package.
Common Utterances:Wow. Sucks to be you.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Is it my glass?
Bad Habits: Sarcasm. Low tolerance of idiocy. Tendency to dismiss emotions.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Whiners.
2) Sluts.
3) Male wannabe sluts.

Favorites

TV Show: House
Drink: Gonna have to say tea. Maybe coffee.
Shoe: Rubber-soled black trainers. Absolutely silent.
Hat: Black wide-brimmed. Think MiYU from Mai Otome hat.
Color: Green. Or black.
Music Genre: Classical, mainly piano-based.
Internet Meme: Rick Astley. Gotta be.

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Fuck no.
Flip out and kill people: Of course not.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: ....yes.
Knit scarves for orphans: No.
Lie on a regular basis: No.

Future

Can you see into it? Yes.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Mental institution.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Felt sorta obliged to.
Other random trivia: I'm different. And weird. And I sign off every post like this.

Pale

 

[ToxicShock]

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What did the woman do when she got back from the abused wives center?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

A man hits his wife with the car, whose fault is it?
The mans, what the hell is he doing driving in the kitchen?

 

[Chibichibi]

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The Basics

Name: Chibi is my nickname, my real name is Kara.
Age: 21! Whooo!
Gender: Female, just ask Siphon. He came to visit me.
Birth Place: Georgia, USA
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Student

Appearance

Hair Color: Blonde-ish
Eye Color: Grey ring on the outside, then blue, then a brown spiky ring around my pupil

Personality

Zodiac: Virgo, Rabbit, Vine.
My Fears: Being alone
Common Utterances: Spiffy!, Sadfaice, Motherfucker!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends. Is the cup plastic or glass?
Bad Habits: Lazy.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Mean people
2) Ignorant people
3) Most people

Favorites

TV Show: None right now. Prolly Mythbusters
Drink: Alcohol? Buttershots. Non alcohol? Dr. Pepper
Shoe: Sandals
Hat: My leather one
Color: Green
Music Genre: All, or most
Internet Meme: Art Memes/Lolcats

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Sure
Flip out and kill people: You'll see.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yush
Knit scarves for orphans: Not for orphans

Future

Can you see into it? Duh
Should Marty have gone back to it? Maybe
Where you'll be in 5 years? Hopefully married

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I love you guuuuys
Other random trivia: My new favorite anime is Axis Powers Hetalia. And my leg is numb because my cat is sitting on it.

 

[dogstile]

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quick question Aika, its always confused me, do you have to be legal in America, or can you be legal in Britain if you live there?

 

[aika]

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What do you mean "be legal"?

 

[dogstile]

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legal age, so you have to be 18 to be on an adult site in america because your "legally allowed to have sex" right?

but as i'm not legal in america, but i am legal in britain, does that make me an unfortunate banhammer victim?

 

[aika]

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Yes, it would.

You have to be 18 to view this site.

And in Britain you would be as well. Just because the age of consent is 16, it doesn't mean you are legally an adult. You still ahve to be 18 to view adult sites.

 

[Nunu]

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i see nothing wrong with your hypothetical situation...

also, HI PUMPIKIN! i'm so going to make you regret giving me that option to call you

 

[ToxicShock]

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us poor 17 year old brits.

Err, I mean, us poor being us at the forum, that we can't have 17 year old brits here. That's what I meant

 

[dogstile]

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yes, my situation was ENTIRELY hypothetical

 

[Nunu]

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hey i'm an admin to... wheres my love?

 

[Tassadar]

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The Basics

Name: I has no name.....
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Somewhere in California
Current Country of Residence: Somewhere on the East Coast of the United States.
Occupation: Bear whisperer

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown, never dyed.
Eye Color: Hazel.

Personality

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: Intimacy.
Common Utterances: "For the voids sake," "god damnit," and "you!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Dry as a bone.
Bad Habits: Frightening little children, talking to myself, and telling the truth.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) People.
2) Cancer.
3) The last piece of sponge candy.

Favorites

TV Show:
Drink: Jones Soda, Berry Lemonade flavor.
Shoe: Don't care.
Hat: Fedora.
Color: Black.
Music Genre: Power metal.
Internet Meme: Don't care.

Do I...

Smoke: No.
Swear: Ass-goblins.
Flip out and kill people: Ummmmm......
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: on Hard!
Knit scarves for orphans: No. But I donate blood.

Future

Can you see into it? Yes.
Should Marty have gone back to it? No, the only thing good about those movies was Christopher Lloyd.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably dead.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've lurked on both the others, why not this one?
Other random trivia: I built a shocklance once.