Introduce yourself

[Hopeyouguess62]

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The Basics

Name: Hopeyouguess62, or Hope for short.
Age: Old enough to know better.
Gender: Manly Man (and Very Heterosexual)
Birth Place: USA
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: LUMBERJACK!!!

Appearance

Hair Color: Red Cap
Eye Color: Red with Fire
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Stupid stupid question.
My Fears: Fear Itself?
Common Utterances: Bloody Hell.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Goooo fuck yourself.
Bad Habits: Telling people to go fuck themselves.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Nosy questions
2) Intolerant people
3) Sobriety

Favorites

TV Show: The Sopranos
Drink: White Russian
Shoe: No
Hat: Favorite Hat? What the Fuck?
Color: No, fuck you pal.
Music Genre: No really.
Internet Meme: RRGH.

Do I...

Smoke: Cigars
Swear: Fuck No!
Flip out and kill people: Never been caught...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air
Knit scarves for orphans: with lovely lovely poison

Future

Can you see into it? Not too far.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Nope
Where you'll be in 5 years? Probably still answering this damn thing.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Bored? Nah, I like these people.
Other random trivia: No. Fuck off.

 

[Rule 34]

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I do not need your petty form. I am German and therefore superior-

Hey, who put me on the high horse without my permission? *climbs off*

Hi, I'm Rule 34. Yes, I am named after the fact that there is porn of EVERYTHING. And like some porn out there I am just weird. Like I said I'm German (and superior), I'm 20 years old and enjoy things like long walks on the beach, tentacle porn and your momma (i. e. bad jokes). Things I do not enjoy are douchebags and bad grammar.

 

[Chibichibi]

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when i have time I'll fill it out <3

 

[dmronny]

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Damn you Wolf, not this thing again!

The Basics

Name: Napoleon Genghis Schicklgruber The 7th
Age: 27
Gender: Male, last I checked
Birth Place: Louisiana
Current Country of Residence: Oman
Occupation: To be honest I don't really know, but they're still paying me.

Appearance

Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Brown

Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: The internet, AAAGHH
Common Utterances: Definately
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Who cares
Bad Habits: Too many to list

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Pirates
2) Trolls
3) TV

Favorites

TV Show: See above
Drink: Coffee, strong and black
Shoe: Odd for some reason they don't match
Hat: If it's cold, yes
Color: Puce
Music Genre: Any
Internet Meme: Linemarvin

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: No
Flip out and kill people: Flip out no, kill people yes
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? Yep, you're all gonna die
Should Marty have gone back to it? Why not
Where you'll be in 5 years? Some other state

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I find you people to be entertaining for some reason
Other random trivia: I'm currently just outside you're window

 

[pbird]

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The Basics

Name: pbird - obviously not real
Age: 19, soon to be 20
Gender: male
Birth Place: Canada
Current Country of Residence: Also Canada
Occupation: Verification

Appearance...Naaaaaah

Personality

Zodiac, western: Sagittarius
Zodiac, Chinese: Dragon
My Fears: Hurting others.
Common Utterances: "Calm down people..."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's soon to be refilled. :3
Bad Habits: Laaaaaazy

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Irrational hatred
2) Inflicting pain
3) Relegion

Favorites

TV Show: Last Exile
Drink: Rootbeer
Shoe: Uhh...what?
Hat: Nope
Color: Green
Music Genre: Honestly? Anime OSTs.
Internet Meme: The cake is a lie

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Rarely
Flip out and kill people: You'll never prove it...I mean, uh, nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope

Future

Can you see into it? My precog isn't good enough
Should Marty have gone back to it? Of course!
Where you'll be in 5 years? A place! Or maybe a location!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I have interest in the subject matter
Other random trivia: I'm from the first forum. :3

 

[RMan]

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The Basics

Name: RMan
Age: 20
Gender: M
Birth Place: Mars
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Just got laid off <---pissed

Appearance

Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: Blue

Personality

Zodiac: Capricorn
My Fears: "getting caught with my pants down"
Common Utterances: "WTF"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty
Bad Habits: cutting my fingernails with my fingernails.

3 Things You Dislike:
1)the sun (seriously it's too damn bright)
2)BSOD
3)the sound of others masticating. (Don't know it it just bothers me)

Favorites

TV Show: Fringe
Drink: Sierra Mist
Shoe: Cheapest
Hat: My Mountain Dew hat I've had for ages
Color: Burple
Music Genre: Everything but most country
Internet Meme: Shoop da whoop

Do I...

Smoke:Nah
Swear: fuck no
Flip out and kill people: only once <.< >.>
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans:

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes
Should Marty have gone back to it? No, but that wouldn't have been very entertaining
Where you'll be in 5 years? same place I am now... but with a job

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:Great community plus the ProNz
Other random trivia: OECake. try it

 

[ToxicShock]

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Damn, I gotta try to find time to read all these.

Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

 

[DarkFire1004]

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The Basics

Name: DarkFire
Age: I was built in a factory at an unknown date
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Not too good with a map. Just spin a globe and stop it with a finger. That's where I was born
Current Country of Residence: See above.
Occupation: You sound like my mother. Stop asking.

Appearance

Hair Color: *Reads the below post* Uh. 7.
Eye Color: Siberia.
(Unless you post pictures, we don't care if you decide to bullshit.)

Personality

Zodiac: Lybra and Dog.
My Fears: Nunu and nipplefucking. If Nunu nipplefucked me, I think I would shit myself.
Common Utterances: lolwut
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Actually, when you look closely, it's not actually half full or empty. It's about three quarters full of goat's blood.
Bad Habits: I stretch my legs in public.

3 Things You Dislike:
1)Summaries about my life.
2)Working
3)Having nothing to do

Favorites

TV Show: I have no cable
Drink:Milk and Dr. Pepper
Shoe:I couldn't care less about shoes
Hat:What makes you think I'd care any more about hats than I do with shoes?
Color:For discrimination reason, I refuse to answer
Music Genre:The one that makes all that sound
Internet Meme: Bah. Newfags ruined them all, except for desu.

Do I...

Smoke:Never
Swear:A bit too much
Flip out and kill people:The ol' hand sometimes gets control and kills one or two kids, but nothing serious
Play Guitar/Air Guitar:Nah. I look enough like idiot as it is.
Knit scarves for orphans:Why would the orphans need scarves? The polar bears need them more.

Future

Can you see into it?Fuck your gypsy powers! They don't exist!
Should Marty have gone back to it?*Has to go google "Back to the Future" because he forgot the whole damn plot*
Where you'll be in 5 years?Probably here still.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining:Well I was trying to look for the different ways to pray for Jesus when I found this place. My innocence was broken, I lost my job, my parents disowned me, I was expelled from school, I got dumped, and was shot several times. Now I have nothing better to do except wallow in my filth and talk to you guys.
Other random trivia:Hair is the greatest thing ever. I love hair.

 

[Nunu]

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Damn, I gotta try to find time to read all these.

Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

i read them

 

[Obeliskos]

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The Basics

Name: 400 BABIES
Age: 8 yrs old lolz
Gender: N/A
Birth Place: At Momiji's house.
Current Country of Residence: At Momiji's house.
Occupation: Being at Momiji's house.

I look like whatever Momiji looks like, only sexier.

Hair Color: Brown (srs)
Eye Color: Hazel?

You fucking know me.

Zodiac: Blue
My Fears: Momiji getting married, Momiji having children, Momiji- OH GOD MENTAL PICTURES
Common Utterances: lolwut
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's poisoned!
Bad Habits: Slipping rohyphnol into people's drinks.

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Cancer
2) AIDS
3) MOmiji

Favorites

TV Show: Um..
Drink: Um...
Shoe: Um...
Hat: Um...
Color: BLUE!
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Too many.

Do I...

Smoke: nuh uh
Swear: um ya lolz fucking douchefuck
Flip out and kill people: fucking yeah ill fuck ur shit up
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: fucking yeah ill play solos an shit
Knit scarves for orphans: fuck orphans they're the ones with dead parents, not me

Future

Can you see into it? asdf
Should Marty have gone back to it? [REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND FULLY]
Where you'll be in 5 years? Jail omfg lolz im clever

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Momiji said so.
Other random trivia: I'm Batman.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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It's like Obe's Mo's older brother or something.

 

[dmronny]

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Does anyone else plan on reading them? I know the general idea is always "Well I'll post mine and I expect people to see it but I don't want to really go through everyone else's info." But with everyone thinking that, no one fulfills the first part of "expecting others to see it"

I have read them all so far, and plan on reading them all as they appear. I find them greatly entertaining. I also plan on bribing Nunu with pizza at some point, why i don't know it just seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Cole]

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Heya. Just noticed the message that these boards were up. One of the older members from the original boards.


And to answer the question about the glass: It is neither. It depends on if you are drinking from it or filling it up. If drinking from it, it is half empty, if filling it, it is half full.

 

[Copper]

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The original man of popsicle has returned. Score.

Anywhoo, I'm Copper, one of the few females that admits to being female on a hentai board and if anyone pesters me for cyber, I won't hesitate to embarrass the living hell out of them for all the forum to see.

I'm old enough to know better, young enough to not care. I have a BA in English and therefore count myself among the grammar nazis that help keep the board free of l33t-speak. I like anime, manga, supernatural romance and fantasy novels, video games, chocolate, Dungeons & Dragons, and writing. My favorite movie is the Princess Bride. I dislike morons, people that don't know what grammar and spell-checking are, seeing the word 'evil' spelled with a 'b,' 4th edition, and 65% of the customers I deal with on a daily basis at my retail job. Suffice to say, I come here to *relax.* Scary thought, no? I am also a consummate smartass.

I really don't remember how exactly I found the forum. I think it was through a link in Linemarvel's Spiral and though I may not be one of the oldest on the forums, I've still been around long enough. I also hold a place on the Demon Girl high score board (Unless Aika's changed things on me.)

I live in the States, EST, but can usually be found online between the hours of "dark" and "dawn" and I'm usually multitasking while I do it. I'm also rejecting conformity and avoiding that introduction form until the mood strikes and I actually feel like filling one out. Suffice to say, I think I've hit all the important aspects in the preceeding paragraphs. If you do want to know anything more, you can ask, though keep in mind the third sentence up there before you do anything stupid. *grins*

Good to see all the oldbies showing up and welcome to the newbies!

 

[dmronny]

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So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right. JK

 

[Megamickel]

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The Basics

Name: Megamickel, Mega, Mick, Mike, FUCK YOU TROLL
Age: Dieciocho (That's 18 for you non-spanish speakers)
Gender: Male
Birth Place: Texas
Current Country of Residence: America (fuck yeah!)
Occupation: Cashier

Appearance

Hair Color: Light brown
Eye Color: ... I... honestly don't know.


Personality

Zodiac: Gemini (I think)
My Fears: Pain
Common Utterances: Damn it all to the bloody bowels of hell! (Or some variation thereof)
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Either way, I need more whiskey.
Bad Habits: Fapping, gaming

3 Things You Dislike:
1) Extremist Democrats
2) Extremist Republicans
3) Myself, probably, if I met me.

Favorites

TV Show: Mind of Mencia
Drink: Jack Daniels
Shoe: Whatever's on sale
Hat: Fedora
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Classic rock
Internet Meme: I think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Do I...

Smoke: Tobacco or weed? ...Nevermind, the answer's yes.
Swear: Fuck god damn pussy shit bitch asslicker. That answer your question?
Flip out and kill people: "He needed killin'" should be a legal defense for murder...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Guitar Hero.
Knit scarves for orphans: What?

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes I wonder, with my profound ability to discover the plot of movies before they end. (Trust me, this sucks. I can't even watch movies with my friends anymore without them hurting me.)
Should Marty have gone back to it? No comment, been too long since I saw this.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Fapping, most likely.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: The porn.
Other random trivia: You, in fact, just lost the game.

 

[ToxicShock]

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i read them

I'm glad to hear everyone else reads them. I wish I had the time tonight but I'm just so swamped. I like hearing this is a friendly forum

So by saying you don't want to cyber, you're trying to tell us you actually like it because girls lie right.

You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. He thinks all girls lie, haha
But we all know lying is a sin, and you can't lie if you don't have a soul and girls don't have souls, that's like common knowledge.

 

[dmronny]

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Mongo not slow, Mongo gradiates from 6th grade next week.

Good point though I forgot they have no souls.

 

[neegak]

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The Basics

Name: Neegak (It's lousy I know)
Age: Over 20
Gender: Male
Birth Place: A hospital
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: Loser

Appearance

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: It changes, serously


Personality

Zodiac: Taurus
My Fears: stuff
Common Utterances: I don't think I have one
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends, did you just pour it?
Bad Habits: playing with my hair

3 Things You Dislike:
1) yaoi/yuri
2) racists
3) sexists

Favorites

TV Show: Chuck
Drink: Coke
Shoe: Steel-toed
Hat: My lucky hat
Color: Red, no black, no white, but blue is good too...
Music Genre: No preference
Internet Meme:

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes, but I'm trying to cut down
Flip out and kill people: Just once
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No

Future

Can you see into it? Sometimes
Should Marty have gone back to it? Sure
Where you'll be in 5 years? Magic 8-ball says: Try again later

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I was on the other two forums
Other random trivia: I'm not very social

 

[Lucas]

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I'm Lucas, and I am legendary.

That's all you need to know. D8