Re: Introduce yourself
Name: Captain! (Not my real name, but it is who I am)
Age: 18-45 last time I checked, can't remember the exact whereabouts.
Gender: I have a penis, so you could pretend I'm a Futa whilst groping me if you're semi-lesbian, but apart from that male.
Birth Place: South Africa (Yes I'm serious! Although at the moment I live in the United Kingdom, I was born and raised in South Africa, land of the politically retarded)
Occupation: FoamSmith! (don't ask, you don't wanna know)
Appearance:
Hair Colour: Brown, Darkish
Eye Colour: Depends on the lighting, Green, Blue, light of all the previous.
And for all you shallow people out there, I'm neither skinny nor fat =D
Personality:
Zodiac: due to the fact that those who are stalking me online could derive personal information important to myself from my zodiac, it shall be kept secret, but personally I would LOVE it if I was born in the year of the COCK.
( for obvious reasons )
Common Utterances: Penis, Pee-Pee, Genitalia of male persuasion.
Bad habits: Porn......Porn......Masturbation.
3 things I dislike:
1. You
2. Your mother
3. The smug look you're giving me right now, no, just no, stop that D:<
Favourites:
TV Show: Wait, this needs thought, I'll get back to this in an edit.
Drink: Anything containing Taurine
Shoe: Wait, you mean people actually favour shoes over one another?! Ok fine, my left shoe.
Hat: Why my Captains hat of course.
Colour: My favourite colour is Penis......I mean light Tan.
Do I.....
Smoke: No. Fucking Addictive stuff.
Swear: FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?!(ten points for Samuel L. Jackson for inspiring this.)
Flip out and kill people: Only on the internet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Well I don't play guitar, I might have air guitar'd once or twice whilst drunk.
Knit Scarves for Orphans: Only if they pay me in sexual favours.
The Future
Can I see into it?: Well I can predict outcomes of things, And I can see certain humorous things happening, but I can't say I have paranormal powers.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I don't do well with movie references.
Where I'll be in five years: Two possibilities, My house (herp derp)
OR: Zombie Apocalypse, oh I hope I hope I hope.
Other stuff
Reason for Joining: I was tired of lurking, /raged at some guy, joined afterwards, was pretty funny.
HOLY SHIT WHO PUT THAT ON MY ACCOUNT WHAT IS THAT HOOOLLY SHIIIIT!, but seriously I don't remember seeing that before what is that? ( The Ingenious Hidalgo, Don Quixote of La Mancha) (Ten minutes after this I checked him up on wikipedia, I approve, though the sad ending makes me sad ); )
Oh for those of you who saw me earlier, then I disappeared, I was busy with holiday stuff, I'm here to stay now.