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Hello and welcome to the newcomers.

Mind the pit, it's a bit deep.

Don't feed the members after dark.
Unless you like tentacles.
In which case, go right ahead.

Never you mind some of the... gruffer, members. They're actually giant teddy bears.
Usually.
Kinda.

It's a trap! Run for your lives!
 
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If you mean grizzly bear, then yeah, you'd be right about me.
 
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Also, RaptorJesus eats babies. Do not let your children near him.
 
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I ride kangaroos, bomberman style. Cept my kangaroo is more like Roger.
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Welcome Jun,

I read what you posted, so wont be asking you stuff... xD

but fun to see you liked Get Backers - I have the originals on DVD.... am a big anime geek I guess though..... :p

Hope you have fun here, I am new here myself... so ehmm I cant realy say how everyone here is, but so far they seem like fun and nice peeps here... :D

Favourite colour: Pink... lawl.... same... same... :p
 
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Welcome to Jun and Soules, do enjoy your stay.
 
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Welcome Jun, avoid the traps, they can be a hand full at time.
 
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LIES! There are no women on the internet. *peeks inside shirt* Ohwait...
 
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Wait, I don't get it. *peeks inside shirt too*
 
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*gives him a swat* You stop that! We are not playing "Guess that nipple"!
 
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BUT BUT BUT.. I was trying to figure out who Cooper is!
 
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My evil twin, duh.

Ohwait...that would require me to be the good twin. Shit.
 
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My evil twin, duh.

Ohwait...that would require me to be the good twin. Shit.

Holy shit that was a quick ass response.

*hand moves slowly towards the shirt*
 
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It's because I'm that good. And you knock it off! *swats his hand*
 
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*hovers overhead in hot-air balloon*

I c'n see down yer shirt!

Oh, and yours too, Copper. Might wanna close it up a bit.
 
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No one can see down my shirt!

Unless they're rummaging through my drawers!
 
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Name: Sandra
Screenname / Nicknames: Ardnakandra
Age: Thirty-ish
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: New Zealand

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Hair length: Long enough to cover my face
Breasts: Two
Glasses: Highball, for drinking whiskey from.
Features: Scars as far as the eye can see.
Height: 6'2"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: I dunno. Green's nice. Maybe yellow?
Hair color: None
Hair length: None
Ears: None
Breasts: Nice medium set
Tail: Long, strong and stiff
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: *Blushes* Yes please
Glasses: Nope
Features: Anthro/Were-raptoress
Height: A bit over seven feet tall
Cyclops: No thanks?
Skin: Hide, nice and tough, but flexiable

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Don't believe in that
My Fears: Nurses. o.o Big time
Common Utterances: Waffles? Where?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It boiled over, so it's empty now
Bad Habits: Cutting, trying to kill myself, molesting my younger adopted sister

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Nurses
2) Silent Hill series (it has nurses)
3) Being in hospitals

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Masamune Shirow I suppose. Only manga artist I've read
Other manga of interest: GITS, Dominion
Video game series: Ace Combat, Drakengard, Deus Ex
TV Show: TV? *Blinks*
Anime: Not sure
Webcomic: Goblins, Schlock Mercinary, OOTS
Drink: Whiskey and cola
Shoe: Favourite shoe? You're kidding, right?
Hat: Anything that covers my face
Color: Fire red. *Snerks*
Music Genre: 80's
Internet Meme: The only good meme is one I haven't heard of yet

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Fuck no
Flip out and kill people: Only on BvS
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No, but I do knit nooses for them
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yes, and add various... bits
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Huh-buh-uh-wha?
Have furry leanings?: Yes, though I don't call myself a furry

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Enough to know that I -will- die someday
Should Marty have gone back to it?: As long as the future still had waffles

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Tentacles, duhhh!
Other random trivia: I look like the bastard daughter of Freddy Kruger and Sadako from The Ring.
 
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