I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspected

[D.A.]

Well, I've suspected it of regular whipped cream, but the can I happened to discover it of was the extra thick variety.

If, after you "empty" it, you apply a can opener...

it is still full of delicious whipped cream
its just all puffed, and no longer liquid, and therefore unable to escape properly without the aid of a can opener.


hmm... *wonders how long people go now without making a sperm joke*

 

[Chibichibi]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

so you didn't discover that it is most delicious on naked bodies?

 

[dmronny]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

So 3 sperm are swimming along, 2 swim into a bar the other one ducks.

 

[Nunu]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

canned cream might be good for encounters, but i've never even considered eating that stuff. just whip cream yourself and you can make it as thick as you want

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

So what happens when the can blows up on you?

Wait...

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

So what happens when the can blows up on you?

Wait...

Why do I get the feeling that Gatorbait is considering finding the answer out firsthand? (/smartassery)

{If you do find this offensive, Gatorbait, just let me know and I'll edit or remove the post.}

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

*wipes exploded whip cream off the keyboard*

Bahhh, like I give a shit

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

Just wanting to make sure that my smartassery doesn't cross over into trolling.

If you really want a mess, though...Go with about 10-15 gallons of expanding rigid foam in a car. Just make sure it's a junker that no one cares about.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

I've got a pretty thick skin That foam stuff sounds like fun!!!

*goes and finds an old car*

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

Two things: Have someone standing by to get help, and be wearing scuba gear.

This is of course assuming that you for some reason decide to be in the car with the foam. Otherwise, only the first item is necessary.

 

[D.A.]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

So 3 sperm are swimming along, 2 swim into a bar the other one ducks.

well that's a cop-out, but wow, 17 minutes

So what happens when the can blows up on you?

Wait...

after you "empty" it

 

[dmronny]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

Sorry the best I could do off the top of my head, I'll try harder next time.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

It was supposed to be another sperm joke... obviously not a good one

 

[D.A.]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

Sorry the best I could do off the top of my head, I'll try harder next time.

lol, it was more that given the members of this forum, i figured some jokery would arise from my mentioning of delicious thick cream and such

 

[SirOni]

Re: I've discovered something about extra-thick whipped cream that I've long suspecte

IT IS DELICIOUS CREAM, YOU MUST LICK IT!