You are an absolute legend.
By the way, I seemed to have an old save leftover from the beta copies of the game and it unlocked the whole game but whenever KFG would get hit her clothes wouldn't break and she'd just freeze in place and I'd have to restart. To fix this, I went to '%AppData%\Roaming\Macromedia\Flash Player\#SharedObjects\'., then go into the next folder and then localhost and you'll see kung-fu-girl.sol or something, just delete that.
Thought I'd share this fix if anyone else ran into the issue.
Also if anyone wants the passwords