As for what Obe has said...Watch it. You're starting to tread into territory that's pretty dangerous to joke about if I'm involved.
Perhaps one should try dropping the attitude that everything exists solely for the amusement of oneself. Might not have people pissed at you all the time.
You see, the problem is that there's no way to tell when someone is joking through only text. And when someone shows the same attitude no matter the circumstances, people are going to treat the comments as being serious.