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Small month, big release*! or at . , see how my insanity is laid bare with each entry of that monstrosity!

*If the release appears small, it might have shrunk due to the cold weather. We decline any responsability for disappointing the audience.
 
The new revolution of the smut industry is here*! Now with 20% more adult content**! or at . , take a shot whenever the numbering system changes, and permanently damage your liver!


*Running on the latest and greatest technology, such as RPG Maker VX Ace, which released just in 2011!
**I added an accounting software to calculate your taxes, making Caliross the ultimate adult experience.
 
All Perverts, Alert! Another incredible* update just dropped! or at . , if you dare.

*Very few people can believe this game even exists, let alone that it still gets new updates.
 
Your Saturday Smut Special (name pending) is here! See how many new, sticky situations* you can put our protagonist in! or at . , if you are interested in non-euclidean naming conventions for updates.

*The "glue factory" update was a hit, I didn't even know that was a fetish!
 
Only Windows updates at more inappropriate times than Caliross*! Let your productivity drop** and enjoy this new release! or at . , if you like it when number goes up.

*It's also both less fun and more broken than Caliross, coincidentally.
**If nobody sees Caliross on your work PC, is it really NSFW?
 
I hate summers, but I LOVE updates*! Don't let the heat get TO you, get IN heat instead**! I hope you all enjoy this new release! or at . , if you want to read something during the weekend and don't want something too intellectual.

*Perhaps too much, given how many got released by this point.

**Mode available only in private spaces among consenting adults.
 
Are you outside, enjoying the good weather? Touching grass or perhaps spending a nice day at the beach? Time to fix that! Here is my contribution to indoor activities* world-wide! I hope you all enjoy this new release! or at . , for maximum confusion.

*Look, if you want to do it outside, I am not going to judge... But at least do it while playing my game, so maybe I can make the headlines** and become famous!

** "Dangerous mind-control game FORCES people to goon in public" has a nice ring to it.
 
Shocking*, sexy September! Add some more Caliross to your life, starting from today! or at . , if you want to suffer with me thinking back on how long the game has been in development.

*What's so shocking about it? Play the game to find out!**
**Honestly, it's not very shocking... But it's a good update! Promise!
 
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