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Small month, big release*!
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, see how my insanity is laid bare with each entry of that monstrosity!

*If the release appears small, it might have shrunk due to the cold weather. We decline any responsability for disappointing the audience.
 
The new revolution of the smut industry is here*! Now with 20% more adult content**!
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, take a shot whenever the numbering system changes, and permanently damage your liver!


*Running on the latest and greatest technology, such as RPG Maker VX Ace, which released just in 2011!
**I added an accounting software to calculate your taxes, making Caliross the ultimate adult experience.
 
All Perverts, Alert! Another incredible* update just dropped!
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, if you dare.

*Very few people can believe this game even exists, let alone that it still gets new updates.
 
Your Saturday Smut Special (name pending) is here! See how many new, sticky situations* you can put our protagonist in!
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, if you are interested in non-euclidean naming conventions for updates.

*The "glue factory" update was a hit, I didn't even know that was a fetish!
 
Only Windows updates at more inappropriate times than Caliross*! Let your productivity drop** and enjoy this new release!
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, if you like it when number goes up.

*It's also both less fun and more broken than Caliross, coincidentally.
**If nobody sees Caliross on your work PC, is it really NSFW?
 
I hate summers, but I LOVE updates*! Don't let the heat get TO you, get IN heat instead**! I hope you all enjoy this new release!
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, if you want to read something during the weekend and don't want something too intellectual.

*Perhaps too much, given how many got released by this point.

**Mode available only in private spaces among consenting adults.
 
Are you outside, enjoying the good weather? Touching grass or perhaps spending a nice day at the beach? Time to fix that! Here is my contribution to indoor activities* world-wide! I hope you all enjoy this new release!
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, for maximum confusion.

*Look, if you want to do it outside, I am not going to judge... But at least do it while playing my game, so maybe I can make the headlines** and become famous!

** "Dangerous mind-control game FORCES people to goon in public" has a nice ring to it.
 
Shocking*, sexy September! Add some more Caliross to your life, starting from today!
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, if you want to suffer with me thinking back on how long the game has been in development.

*What's so shocking about it? Play the game to find out!**
**Honestly, it's not very shocking... But it's a good update! Promise!
 
October got you spooked? How about some cozy* times with Caliross to relax**?
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, take a drink every time you read the word "added" "new" or "scene" if you don't care about owning a liver.

*Nothing says "cozy" like furiously masturbating to mind-control smut, at least to me.

**Look, it will drain your stamina, but I guarantee you'll be very relaxed afterward.
 
Ignore how late this release was* and focus on all the fun times** you had with Caliross!
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, and feel glad you are not in charge of this project!

*I just said to ignore it! Why are you reading this note!?
**Like all the times you forgot to copy your saves and had to start over.
 
The only Santa-approved* game where being naughty doesn't disqualify you from receiving gifts!** Caliross is here to keep you warm over the holidays!
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, and wonder why the walkthrough never gets updated (it's actually my fault, I just can't find the time, sorry abou that).

*Why do you think candy canes have pretty much a spiral pattern, uh?
**In fact, you are disqualified if you don't promote this family-friendly game to as many people as you can.
 
The year is 2026. Somehow, Caliross might actually be finished this century.* The RAM shortages make RPG Maker VX Ace games the highest form of entertainment you can run on the average PC anyway, although you must give full access to your system to the government to "verify your age" first.
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, and reach the conclusion that the dystopia could be worse after all.

*Fingers crossed.
 
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