Re: Member Announcements Thread
To say something completely out of context:
I have an announcement to make, during my afternoon nap, or when I closed my eyes for a minute, my cat decided to jump from the ground and to the top of my head. At which point, it lost its' footing(pawing?) and was on a descending course to the ground. Fortunately, for my cat, it managed to flail around, with claws outstretched, and hook onto my left ear. One of her claws completely pierced it, and she was hanging onto the ear after her claw.
Having all of my cats weight on my ear; I started an attempt at removing the claw and cat, but since the claws are crooked removing it was a difficult task indeed. In the end, however, I managed to almost rip my ear in two, but fortunately this was not the case.
Having safely removed the cat, I felt my ear for what certainly had to be blood welling forth, but being the genious superhuman I am, not a single drop was there. So now I have gained a pierced left ear, in the most awesome way possible. Relatively painful, but still pretty awesome. (Except for with a nail gun, nothing beats the nail gun.)
Also, it saddens me when I see girls being used by their boyfriends or husbands. Because this one-way love affects all off the girls friends and relatives. You can think of their relationship like a lifeboat, OK? In this lifeboat there is her and her bf and all of her friends, however the boat is sinking. And if someone doesn't go it will go down. If she keeps holding onto her bf, she will have to throw out her friends one after the other, to keep the boat from sinking. Until it is only the two of them left, and the boat is still sinking. She will have to sacrifice herself, and give up on her needs to serve him, and still the boat is sinking. It is either go down with the boat or jump back onto the "cruise", most girls in this situation choose the former.
Felt a little deep now, so I just showed you guys I can be deep too.
Perspective
