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Yeah, I'm probably a faggot for even doing this, but I'll be damned if I let my friend become another thing that I hate so much. It's my fault in the first place that he became like this, so it's time for me to fix it.
Let me give you the story. Once upon a time, I showed a friend my folder of /b/ shit. He thought it was hysterical and started to become more and more engrossed with /b/. But he didn't take the path that most of us took. No, he took the path of newfaggotry. Since then, he's started spewing out forced memes every chance he'll get, even in real life. I'm sick of his shit. He recently posted a thread where he used Paint to put a picture of another friend's head onto Rick Astley on /b/. The resemblance is actually a little uncanny, but that's beside the point. His newfaggotry stops here.
So here's my message I've written to him.
Okay... I'm going to say this. As calmly as I possibly can without raging uncontrollably. Stop. Your. Newfag. Shit. They. Are. Annoying. As. Fuck. There's a pretty broad line between real life and the internet. You don't fucking cross it because the two aren't supposed to mix.
I showed you these things because I thought you would've been a sensible person like millions of other people on the internet and maintain that balance between real life and the internet. Instead you just keep spewing forced memes out like crazy, thinking that the fact that others don't understand the jokes makes you better than others or "teh funneh guy".
Here's a good article in ED, which I'm sure by now you've already found and read through a bit:
Read through this. You know what I see when I read through this? You. I read descriptions of you. You are the pure definition of a newfag. You are, literally, the embodiment of fail.
You'll call me a hypocrite because I'm like you. I'm not. I keep my shit about the internet mostly to myself. You'll call me a faggot for taking the internet too seriously. I probably am. But it doesn't change the fact that you look and sound like, for lack of any other proper word, a douche. You probably think I'm just being a giant selfish ass who wants to keep all this /b/ shit to myself. I don't. That's why I shared it with you in the first place; because you seemed like you could keep your shit together when it came to this.
If you find all of this offensive, good. Because then that means it meant something to you. Of course, I don't expect this to even change you, because at this point in time, a newfag refuses to admit to being a newfag. In your eyes I'm being an annoying bitch. But in the end, this message really isn't to help you learn not to merge real life with the internet. It's pretty much for me to finally vent my anger of your newfag shit.
I'm not here to spew out my "profund knwlege on teh webz" and make myself seem like I know more about the internet than you do. At least, not intentionally. But there's a difference between making subtle references about /b/, and fullblown newfaggotry. So from the message of everybody from gaming forums, chatrooms, MMOs, FPSs, and the remnants of /b/, they all say "Shut the fuck up,"
By now, you're now just outright disagreeing with me and completely denying all that I've said. That's fine. At this point, I'm not even trying to explain that what you're doing is retarded. Now it's just me and some forum friends ranting.
And let me tell you, we're enjoying every minute of it.
Hope we can still be friends.
PS Everybody else who apparently "frequent /b/ as well", I don't know you guys, so I could care less if you were newfags as well. But if we keep encouraging this kind of shit with him, one day he's probably gonna get himself his own ED article. Most likely as an hero.
Woo! Four in the morning and no sleep! Look out for the grammar! Also, this was posted on his Wall, so when I say everybody else, I'm referring to his fellow newfag friends. So anyway, thoughts or comments?
Let me give you the story. Once upon a time, I showed a friend my folder of /b/ shit. He thought it was hysterical and started to become more and more engrossed with /b/. But he didn't take the path that most of us took. No, he took the path of newfaggotry. Since then, he's started spewing out forced memes every chance he'll get, even in real life. I'm sick of his shit. He recently posted a thread where he used Paint to put a picture of another friend's head onto Rick Astley on /b/. The resemblance is actually a little uncanny, but that's beside the point. His newfaggotry stops here.
So here's my message I've written to him.
Okay... I'm going to say this. As calmly as I possibly can without raging uncontrollably. Stop. Your. Newfag. Shit. They. Are. Annoying. As. Fuck. There's a pretty broad line between real life and the internet. You don't fucking cross it because the two aren't supposed to mix.
I showed you these things because I thought you would've been a sensible person like millions of other people on the internet and maintain that balance between real life and the internet. Instead you just keep spewing forced memes out like crazy, thinking that the fact that others don't understand the jokes makes you better than others or "teh funneh guy".
Here's a good article in ED, which I'm sure by now you've already found and read through a bit:
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Read through this. You know what I see when I read through this? You. I read descriptions of you. You are the pure definition of a newfag. You are, literally, the embodiment of fail.
You'll call me a hypocrite because I'm like you. I'm not. I keep my shit about the internet mostly to myself. You'll call me a faggot for taking the internet too seriously. I probably am. But it doesn't change the fact that you look and sound like, for lack of any other proper word, a douche. You probably think I'm just being a giant selfish ass who wants to keep all this /b/ shit to myself. I don't. That's why I shared it with you in the first place; because you seemed like you could keep your shit together when it came to this.
If you find all of this offensive, good. Because then that means it meant something to you. Of course, I don't expect this to even change you, because at this point in time, a newfag refuses to admit to being a newfag. In your eyes I'm being an annoying bitch. But in the end, this message really isn't to help you learn not to merge real life with the internet. It's pretty much for me to finally vent my anger of your newfag shit.
I'm not here to spew out my "profund knwlege on teh webz" and make myself seem like I know more about the internet than you do. At least, not intentionally. But there's a difference between making subtle references about /b/, and fullblown newfaggotry. So from the message of everybody from gaming forums, chatrooms, MMOs, FPSs, and the remnants of /b/, they all say "Shut the fuck up,"
By now, you're now just outright disagreeing with me and completely denying all that I've said. That's fine. At this point, I'm not even trying to explain that what you're doing is retarded. Now it's just me and some forum friends ranting.
And let me tell you, we're enjoying every minute of it.
Hope we can still be friends.
PS Everybody else who apparently "frequent /b/ as well", I don't know you guys, so I could care less if you were newfags as well. But if we keep encouraging this kind of shit with him, one day he's probably gonna get himself his own ED article. Most likely as an hero.
Woo! Four in the morning and no sleep! Look out for the grammar! Also, this was posted on his Wall, so when I say everybody else, I'm referring to his fellow newfag friends. So anyway, thoughts or comments?
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