not meaning to blaspheme here...

[Nunu]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

in the immortal words of private dexter grif "what the hell are you talking about"

 

[maikochan]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

Alright, first off, may a thousand lice invade your bedclothes for making a post that has kept me from getting some much needed sleep. Now, with that out of the way...

As you say, your post was an opinion piece, which I can respect, everyone is entitled to their own, however the way you went about voicing your opinion is what's kept me up, and probably brought down the wrath of Zombie Steve Irwin upon you.

First off, timing. Mystic Girl has essentially been accepted by everyone here as never going to happen for several years now. We've come to grips with that, had a collective sigh, and moved on. We've got a very promising Jungle Girl remake in the works, and some dude in Japan is working on a derivitive of Demon Girl.

Secondly, probably the most notable problem, your punctuation (This is tied in with my third point, keep reading). As one wise person once wrote, Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse". Reading a post like yours made me think of a 13 year old running into a room and saying, without taking note of what is currently taking place in said room, "This is how things are and you can't say anything about it." It just seems immature. Given that this is an adult forum and that all members are, obsensiably, over 18 years of age, this makes you stand out.

My third, and final point, is your defense. Dyslexia is a very broad disability that I'm not entirely sure that you have. To quote:

as for the crappy punctuation, i have dyslexia. which has been a real pain in the ass, as whenever i post one of my stories on the net, it always has as a reaction "learn to spell you retard." or "i have a friend called punctuation that i think you should have a chat with." and i will tell you all what i told them. "if you don't like it, then don't fucking read it! don't come crying to me, cuz as you just pointed out, I'M RETARDED!" simple as.

The only spelling error you made here, was cuz, which is an understandable shortening of because. All of the other errors were ones I havn't made since... oh 5th grade? (That takes me back a while. God I feel old.) I'll admit, I was slow myself learning proper sentance structure and grammar, and I still make the same spelling mistakes with certain words. However, with the helpful critique of friends, teachers and family, I'm improving my writing skills even today.

Unless you actually do have a form of dyslexia, which I'll repeat, I doubt, but prove me wrong. I like being proven wrong. Please prove me wrong. I'd rather be wrong than be right that there's yet another human being who can't be bothered to communicate at the same standards of everyone else out there. (I call this philosophy, the cynical optomist.) So unless you do have dyslexia, my suggestion would be to find a cheap typing tutor program (or find one for free, they arn't that hard to find) and just sit down for a few hours a week, when you get off school or work for half an hour say, and just type. The good programs will point out your errors, and just through practice and work, you should be up to a level where people won't make fun of you before even reading what you have to say. It sucks, but presentation is very important if you want to have a serious discussion with people, especially online where details like body language or tense are not easily apparent (this problem leads me to state when I'm being sarcastic. It really takes the bite out of some of my jabs.)

I did have something to say in this last little bit about Cappy and sexuality, but I'll leave that up to the imagination. Lets just say it had something to do with tentacles and dead austrailians.

(Upon previewing this post: By the FSM, what have I created? I think this may be my biggest post since the internet. It's all your fault starwarsdudeEC! I'll get you one of these days! Just you wait! I'll have my revenge! *Runs away as the evil fortress begins collapsing under itself*)

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

Alright, first off, may a thousand lice invade your bedclothes for making a post that has kept me from getting some much needed sleep. Now, with that out of the way...

As you say, your post was an opinion piece, which I can respect, everyone is entitled to their own, however the way you went about voicing your opinion is what's kept me up, and probably brought down the wrath of Zombie Steve Irwin upon you.

First off, timing. Mystic Girl has essentially been accepted by everyone here as never going to happen for several years now. We've come to grips with that, had a collective sigh, and moved on. We've got a very promising Jungle Girl remake in the works, and some dude in Japan is working on a derivitive of Demon Girl.

Secondly, probably the most notable problem, your punctuation (This is tied in with my third point, keep reading). As one wise person once wrote, Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse". Reading a post like yours made me think of a 13 year old running into a room and saying, without taking note of what is currently taking place in said room, "This is how things are and you can't say anything about it." It just seems immature. Given that this is an adult forum and that all members are, obsensiably, over 18 years of age, this makes you stand out.

My third, and final point, is your defense. Dyslexia is a very broad disability that I'm not entirely sure that you have. To quote:



The only spelling error you made here, was cuz, which is an understandable shortening of because. All of the other errors were ones I havn't made since... oh 5th grade? (That takes me back a while. God I feel old.) I'll admit, I was slow myself learning proper sentance structure and grammar, and I still make the same spelling mistakes with certain words. However, with the helpful critique of friends, teachers and family, I'm improving my writing skills even today.

Unless you actually do have a form of dyslexia, which I'll repeat, I doubt, but prove me wrong. I like being proven wrong. Please prove me wrong. I'd rather be wrong than be right that there's yet another human being who can't be bothered to communicate at the same standards of everyone else out there. (I call this philosophy, the cynical optomist.) So unless you do have dyslexia, my suggestion would be to find a cheap typing tutor program (or find one for free, they arn't that hard to find) and just sit down for a few hours a week, when you get off school or work for half an hour say, and just type. The good programs will point out your errors, and just through practice and work, you should be up to a level where people won't make fun of you before even reading what you have to say. It sucks, but presentation is very important if you want to have a serious discussion with people, especially online where details like body language or tense are not easily apparent (this problem leads me to state when I'm being sarcastic. It really takes the bite out of some of my jabs.)

I did have something to say in this last little bit about Cappy and sexuality, but I'll leave that up to the imagination. Lets just say it had something to do with tentacles and dead austrailians.

(Upon previewing this post: By the FSM, what have I created? I think this may be my biggest post since the internet. It's all your fault starwarsdudeEC! I'll get you one of these days! Just you wait! I'll have my revenge! *Runs away as the evil fortress begins collapsing under itself*)

tl;dr(just kidding, stop throwing things at me)

 

[maikochan]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

*Throws a shoe at Hooker.* Lemee alone. I's sleepy. I do weird things when sleepy.

EDIT (Slightly more awake ver.): To take a page out of my own book, as Hooker kindly observed, my post is a bit long. So here's the condensed version.

Either:
a) Prove that you are, in fact, dyslexic. Maybe with a membership card to the People with Dyslexia Association, because that would both satisfy the criteria and be amazingly funny.
or
b) Go win yourself a Darwin Award. This has the advantage of, at the same time, both getting rid of yet another bad poster on the internet (and the world as a whole) and making us laugh.

That done, can I have my shoe back now?

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

alright, i would like to clear up this whole situation.

my argument was "mystic girl has been so hyped up that when/if it came out, people would expect too much from it." i believe the term "WARNING: may contain trace amounts opinion, do not consume if allergic." comes into play here.

I have bolded points of interest.

Let's start with the word 'argument'.

Argument:
1. A discussion in which disagreement is expressed; a debate.
2. A quarrel; a dispute.
3. Archaic A reason or matter for dispute or contention.

By definition, an argument seems to be a battle of ideas, wherein the opposing parties state their views and debate them.

And yet, you say 'warning: may contain trace amounts [of] opinion, do not consume if allergic', which, having read the thread, seems to me means that you didn't want an argument, you simply wanted to state an opinion and be done with it, in which case starting an entire thread was quite unnecessary.

 

[lurker]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

Do I need to link the Argument Clinic sketch here to solve this or can we act like gentlemen here? :/

 

[Nunu]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

actually the only part of that you need pay attention to is that he claims that "he has opinions so if they annoy you stay clear" as though its some get out of jail free card.

this isn't a democracy, you don't have rights, you have whatever i let you get away with. if you start claiming black people are the solution to peak oil you are going to have to face the consequences of your opinion.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

*Throws a shoe at Hooker.* Lemee alone. I's sleepy. I do weird things when sleepy.

EDIT (Slightly more awake ver.): To take a page out of my own book, as Hooker kindly observed, my post is a bit long. So here's the condensed version.

Either:
a) Prove that you are, in fact, dyslexic. Maybe with a membership card to the People with Dyslexia Association, because that would both satisfy the criteria and be amazingly funny.
or
b) Go win yourself a Darwin Award. This has the advantage of, at the same time, both getting rid of yet another bad poster on the internet (and the world as a whole) and making us laugh.

That done, can I have my shoe back now?

National Dyslexic Association?

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

*Throws a shoe at Hooker.* Lemee alone. I's sleepy. I do weird things when sleepy.

EDIT (Slightly more awake ver.): To take a page out of my own book, as Hooker kindly observed, my post is a bit long. So here's the condensed version.

Either:
a) Prove that you are, in fact, dyslexic. Maybe with a membership card to the People with Dyslexia Association, because that would both satisfy the criteria and be amazingly funny.
or
b) Go win yourself a Darwin Award. This has the advantage of, at the same time, both getting rid of yet another bad poster on the internet (and the world as a whole) and making us laugh.

That done, can I have my shoe back now?

Sure. Catch! *Throws the shoe to maikochan*

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

Oh, my god... Somebody got into my cave and now it seems Nunu and Hooker and holy bladder fuck! More than I care to count, have a cloned Darkfire for a body!

...

I knew that cloning machine would bite me in the ass...

One Dark was enough...

lol

 

[maikochan]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

National Dyslexic Association?

*Shrugs* I dunno. It seemed funny at the time. I just don't like people who claim to be dyslexic just so that they don't have to accept criticism or change. Or claim to have any other disability, mental or otherwise, when they actually don't. I was actually diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder in elementry school. I've since graduated from high school, completed a diploma course at a trade school and am now preparing to enter university. ADD has not held me back from anything. This makes me want to seriously harm anyone who uses a disibility, especially one they don't actually have, as an excuse to be lazy and/or stupid. Now, I understand that some people can't help it due to an actual disability, but as I've said, I'd rather be proven wrong about my assumptions than be preparing to lynch mob another idiot.

 

[Carver]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

*Throws a shoe at Hooker.* Lemee alone. I's sleepy. I do weird things when sleepy.

EDIT (Slightly more awake ver.): To take a page out of my own book, as Hooker kindly observed, my post is a bit long. So here's the condensed version.

Either:
a) Prove that you are, in fact, dyslexic. Maybe with a membership card to the People with Dyslexia Association, because that would both satisfy the criteria and be amazingly funny.
or
b) Go win yourself a Darwin Award. This has the advantage of, at the same time, both getting rid of yet another bad poster on the internet (and the world as a whole) and making us laugh.

That done, can I have my shoe back now?

It's as if a lack of grammar killed your family. >.<

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

*Shrugs* I dunno. It seemed funny at the time. I just don't like people who claim to be dyslexic just so that they don't have to accept criticism or change. Or claim to have any other disability, mental or otherwise, when they actually don't. I was actually diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder in elementry school. I've since graduated from high school, completed a diploma course at a trade school and am now preparing to enter university. ADD has not held me back from anything. This makes me want to seriously harm anyone who uses a disibility, especially one they don't actually have, as an excuse to be lazy and/or stupid. Now, I understand that some people can't help it due to an actual disability, but as I've said, I'd rather be proven wrong about my assumptions than be preparing to lynch mob another idiot.

Sorry, that was an all too subtle reference on my side. It's sort of a joke that DNA stands for National Dyslexic Association. I doubt such a thing actually exists.

 

[Serpentar]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

in the immortal words of private dexter grif "what the hell are you talking about"

Was merely giving my opinion on Mystic Girl and also stating that the OP's title and post reads like some bad to moderate troll attempts that I have seen.

Not that it matters much in the long run anyways. The others here have much more time and far bigger bats then I do to verbally fight this guy.

Now to go pick up some Popsicles.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

I think Nunu was refering to the troll.

Also, troll, if you are if you don't want to be a troll, don't sound like the occasional tp fan we occasionally have come in here ranting about things in the belief that we actually care much about LM. We respect him, but he really hasn't been relevant to anything serious in years. That basically makes you look more like a elementary schooler trying to pick a fight with a college student.

 

[maikochan]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

It's as if a lack of grammar killed your family. >.<

I'll have you know I lost a good friend of mine to bad grammar. Now he can't go more than a few sentances without me correcting him. Double negatives, incorrect tense use, it's a very sad situation.

A bit more seriously, it's not the lack of grammar that I hate, it's the lack of effort to improve, to even a basic level of compitency, that makes me want to set people on fire. With acid.

But if there's anymore questions on my personal beliefs, they should probably be directed to the profile messages. No sense distracting from troll bashing.

 

[Nunu]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

i've always felt that double negatives did serve a purpose, but only if used correctly. that aside, poor grammar killed my father and raped my mother.

 

[BeastOfShadows]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

Do I need to link the Argument Clinic sketch here to solve this or can we act like gentlemen here? :/

DON'T give me that you snotty-nosed heap of parrot droppings! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!

 

[startreknerd11011011]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

God, i had no idea that a forum based on masturbation would be so critical of grammar. remind me not to put my opinions on here this part again.

Edit: alright i get it, this forum is not only about masterbation

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: not meaning to blaspheme here...

HE CAPITALIZED FORUM AND NOT GOD! QUICK! MASTURBATE HIM!

Actually not only is this not based on masturbation, it's not even really dedicated to porn. This certain sub-forum is for a hentai artist and I do admit that masturbation goes with adult material, but that's hardly alone in that aspect.