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I would respond with something witty, but I'm sick and Toxic said I have to go lay down.
 
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Posting on topic in an off topic thread, sure why not.

Finally I'm a SECKS DEMON!

I'm a hallucinating old man who thinks he's a noble knight.
Top that!
 
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I'm a hallucinating old man who thinks he's a noble knight.
Top that!

I'm the kindest, most patient person you'll ever have the fortune to meet.
 
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I'm the kindest, most patient person you'll ever have the fortune to meet.

I had you up until person, I thought you were a gargling sand lobster.
 
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I had you up until person, I thought you were a gargling sand lobster.

Heyheyhey, I'm a mud crab. The sand lobster is a cousin of mine.
 
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Heyheyhey, I'm a mud crab. The sand lobster is a cousin of mine.

You annoying little bastard. Always sneaking up into my little area of safety and preventing me from leveling up...
 
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Heyheyhey, I'm a mud crab. The sand lobster is a cousin of mine.

Oh, in that case, what's it like being one of the most notoriously aggressive and difficult to defeat creatures in morrowind?
 
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Oh, in that case, what's it like being one of the most notoriously aggressive and difficult to defeat creatures in morrowind?

Pretty sweet ac- waitaminute, are you mocking me? I'll tell my brother not to sell you stuff if you keep at it.
 
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Pretty sweet ac- waitaminute, are you mocking me? I'll tell my brother not to sell you stuff if you keep at it.

Hey no! The gargling lobster is my favourite prostituuu- I~ mean merchant, yeah, merchant. I'll be quiet now 3:

Edit: Horribad jokes usually means I'm tired, bed time now. Good Night ULMF.
 
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Oh, in that case, what's it like being one of the most notoriously aggressive and difficult to defeat creatures in morrowind?

They weren't that bad... and got seriously nerfed in Oblivion.
 
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Merchants?

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I guess this hat could look kinda nazi-esque...

TO THE UNTRAINED EYE.

Anyone with half a brain recognises me as a HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.
 
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I guess this hat could look kinda nazi-esque...

TO THE UNTRAINED EYE.

Anyone with half a brain recognises me as a HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.

So yeah, sphess nazis. Well actually the Tau are bigger nazis with the whole "mind control and sterilization of entire races who don't want to be a part of the greater good" thing. And I do admire Ollanius Pius. What he did takes guts, HUGE ones.
 
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And I do admire Ollanius Pius. What he did takes guts, HUGE ones.

Who? I'm sorry, I don't know who that is because they were retconned out of existence because nothing cool is ever allowed to be done by things that aren't spezz marines.
 
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Who? I'm sorry, I don't know who that is because they were retconned out of existence because nothing cool is ever allowed to be done by things that aren't spezz marines.

But sphess mahreens don't wear caps, commissars do! You'd have to be bald to be a sphess mahreene!
 
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