shotgungunshot
Sex Demon
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"Soft is good! A good amount of soft, cute wings and a pretty face is more than enough to get me!" Jade wasn't the pickiest when it came to her sexual partners. Sure she had a few standards when it came to picking them, but she was happier being able to sleep with nearly any woman that showed some interest in her.
"Well I think you're gonna have to show me just how good you are at rubbing people at some point!" Claims like that needed to be tested first after all, and she would happily volunteer to be the one to test it. "I don't know of any blue pumpkins, but that's kind of the point of it! Don't want your safe word to be a regular word. Who knows, pumpkin might be something I say naturally, but 'Blue Pumpkins' is something you'd never hear! A bit too hard of a whipping or something goes a bit too far, then blue pumpkins is an easy indicator that things aren't the way they should be!" The piratess would explain, fine with openly talking about her sex life with the woman that she had technically just met. Plus she wanted to impart her knowledge of safe words to any that might need that lesson, not knowing a safe word could get you in a lot of trouble with the wrong lover. "Ha! Now you're thinking more like a pirate! Trickery and deception! But don't worry, Eddie will have his piece nearby. The bilge rat is too paranoid to ever trust it being too far away from him... Though he probably still hasn't actually figured out how to get in my safe, so my piece is probably safe!" A bit of encouragement would help them though, as Jade had already learned a good few ways of making Eddie talk.
"A shame, you'd be an excellent member of the crew we got around here! Ah well, honorary member it is! Remind me that I gotta properly go through the ceremonies and stuff for bringing you in!"
Zana would make short work of any pirates that were still willing to fight her, her extra arms giving her an advantage against any of them. Plus now that she was enchanted with Deva's magic, she was a force to be reckoned with. Men were tossed around like rag dolls, only enough care put in to ensure that they didn't end up with severe injuries, but a few cuts and bruises were negligible when the pirates were trying to kill her. "Puny humans! Your swords only make me angrier!" She would shout at them, more for intimidation's sake than for the actual thoughts she had on her skill. The more impressive you made yourself look, the more your opponents would be willing to surrender.
"Struck down right before grabbing the greatest treasure in all the land? Truly a terrible fate! Well if your plans are to help me make sure that doesn't happen, then you're absolutely welcome aboard! Especially if I'm gonna be the one to keep that lovely treasure for myself! After we get Eddie's map piece, we'll have one more that we'll need to track down before I can get a handle on where the treasure is. Getting the number that we've found has been a nightmare in itself!" The captain would explain, smiling at Deva as she formally introduced herself. "An absolute pleasure to meet you, I look forward to nights of revelry and wonderful adventures with you by my side!" The woman would put a hand on Deva's shoulder, looking her in the eyes and nodding to show that she meant what she said. Though she couldn't help but laugh mirthfully when Deva used her magic on Eddie, his hair growing blonde and his form looking very different from the gruff and dirty look that it had just a few moments before. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Eddie, you've never looked so clean!" It was humorous to her, to see one of her oldest enemies turned into a bunny girl.
Said Bunny girl would not understand that Jade was laughing AT her, and instead just giggled happily along with her, which in turn would get the pirate woman to stop laughing and smile at the bunny girl. "Awwww... She's actually kinda cute." "Hee hee... Thank you! That's super nice! Any chance I can get these ropes off me though? Not sure how I got into these thingies really..." The rest of the crew would look on in fear as they saw what Deva could potentially do to them, none of them having any plans on rebelling when they knew that could be them. "We'll put these boys in the brig for now... The Isle is on the way to where I gotta be getting to anyway, we'll drop them off there. They ain't got a ship or a captain any more, so they'll probably just disperse and find new crews to join!" Jade would order, and Zana would begin tying their hands together so that they could be easily led to the brig. "As for Edys... I think it'll be fun to have someone on the crew like her. Will keep morale up at least! Hey Edys..." She'd step over to the bunny girl and gently scratch right behind her ears, making the woman sigh happily and look at Jade with big, trusting eyes. "You're gonna get to come with us now... But before we can get those meanie ropes off you I'm gonna need you to think hard for me. A scrap of paper that probably had a small drawing on it, do you think you know where anything like that is?" She'd ask gently, treating the new bunny girl kindly while she tried to get what she wanted. Edys' face would scrunch up in concentration as she tried to think about that question. "Uuuuuuuhhhhhh... Hmmmmmm... OH! I tihnk I know! It's right under that one weird looking wood plank! The boring piece of paper was just sitting there!" The bunny girl answered, leading to her being untied and jumping up eagerly, hugging both Deva and Jade close before sitting down, not knowing what to do for now.
"Alright... I think I oughta show you around the ship for now then. Introduce you to the crew that your friend has probably finished rescuing, and show you where things are. Both of you actually now that I think about it... Two new crew members in one day! Quite the gain! Come along pirate Deva! Your captain's gotta show you around and stuff! Unless you got something else to do?" The woman would offer, starting to make her way to the doorway to guide the two of them through the ship and to meet the crew.



"Soft is good! A good amount of soft, cute wings and a pretty face is more than enough to get me!" Jade wasn't the pickiest when it came to her sexual partners. Sure she had a few standards when it came to picking them, but she was happier being able to sleep with nearly any woman that showed some interest in her.
"Well I think you're gonna have to show me just how good you are at rubbing people at some point!" Claims like that needed to be tested first after all, and she would happily volunteer to be the one to test it. "I don't know of any blue pumpkins, but that's kind of the point of it! Don't want your safe word to be a regular word. Who knows, pumpkin might be something I say naturally, but 'Blue Pumpkins' is something you'd never hear! A bit too hard of a whipping or something goes a bit too far, then blue pumpkins is an easy indicator that things aren't the way they should be!" The piratess would explain, fine with openly talking about her sex life with the woman that she had technically just met. Plus she wanted to impart her knowledge of safe words to any that might need that lesson, not knowing a safe word could get you in a lot of trouble with the wrong lover. "Ha! Now you're thinking more like a pirate! Trickery and deception! But don't worry, Eddie will have his piece nearby. The bilge rat is too paranoid to ever trust it being too far away from him... Though he probably still hasn't actually figured out how to get in my safe, so my piece is probably safe!" A bit of encouragement would help them though, as Jade had already learned a good few ways of making Eddie talk.
"A shame, you'd be an excellent member of the crew we got around here! Ah well, honorary member it is! Remind me that I gotta properly go through the ceremonies and stuff for bringing you in!"
Zana would make short work of any pirates that were still willing to fight her, her extra arms giving her an advantage against any of them. Plus now that she was enchanted with Deva's magic, she was a force to be reckoned with. Men were tossed around like rag dolls, only enough care put in to ensure that they didn't end up with severe injuries, but a few cuts and bruises were negligible when the pirates were trying to kill her. "Puny humans! Your swords only make me angrier!" She would shout at them, more for intimidation's sake than for the actual thoughts she had on her skill. The more impressive you made yourself look, the more your opponents would be willing to surrender.
"Struck down right before grabbing the greatest treasure in all the land? Truly a terrible fate! Well if your plans are to help me make sure that doesn't happen, then you're absolutely welcome aboard! Especially if I'm gonna be the one to keep that lovely treasure for myself! After we get Eddie's map piece, we'll have one more that we'll need to track down before I can get a handle on where the treasure is. Getting the number that we've found has been a nightmare in itself!" The captain would explain, smiling at Deva as she formally introduced herself. "An absolute pleasure to meet you, I look forward to nights of revelry and wonderful adventures with you by my side!" The woman would put a hand on Deva's shoulder, looking her in the eyes and nodding to show that she meant what she said. Though she couldn't help but laugh mirthfully when Deva used her magic on Eddie, his hair growing blonde and his form looking very different from the gruff and dirty look that it had just a few moments before. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Eddie, you've never looked so clean!" It was humorous to her, to see one of her oldest enemies turned into a bunny girl.

Said Bunny girl would not understand that Jade was laughing AT her, and instead just giggled happily along with her, which in turn would get the pirate woman to stop laughing and smile at the bunny girl. "Awwww... She's actually kinda cute." "Hee hee... Thank you! That's super nice! Any chance I can get these ropes off me though? Not sure how I got into these thingies really..." The rest of the crew would look on in fear as they saw what Deva could potentially do to them, none of them having any plans on rebelling when they knew that could be them. "We'll put these boys in the brig for now... The Isle is on the way to where I gotta be getting to anyway, we'll drop them off there. They ain't got a ship or a captain any more, so they'll probably just disperse and find new crews to join!" Jade would order, and Zana would begin tying their hands together so that they could be easily led to the brig. "As for Edys... I think it'll be fun to have someone on the crew like her. Will keep morale up at least! Hey Edys..." She'd step over to the bunny girl and gently scratch right behind her ears, making the woman sigh happily and look at Jade with big, trusting eyes. "You're gonna get to come with us now... But before we can get those meanie ropes off you I'm gonna need you to think hard for me. A scrap of paper that probably had a small drawing on it, do you think you know where anything like that is?" She'd ask gently, treating the new bunny girl kindly while she tried to get what she wanted. Edys' face would scrunch up in concentration as she tried to think about that question. "Uuuuuuuhhhhhh... Hmmmmmm... OH! I tihnk I know! It's right under that one weird looking wood plank! The boring piece of paper was just sitting there!" The bunny girl answered, leading to her being untied and jumping up eagerly, hugging both Deva and Jade close before sitting down, not knowing what to do for now.
"Alright... I think I oughta show you around the ship for now then. Introduce you to the crew that your friend has probably finished rescuing, and show you where things are. Both of you actually now that I think about it... Two new crew members in one day! Quite the gain! Come along pirate Deva! Your captain's gotta show you around and stuff! Unless you got something else to do?" The woman would offer, starting to make her way to the doorway to guide the two of them through the ship and to meet the crew.