Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
"Ach! This is most distressing! I would not be one to rule out Hubert's interference again, though of course verbal confirmation would be nice. I am sure the others will want to discuss this most vigorously, but I must insist the more important issue is who we investigate! I have perhaps overstepped my welcome in this non-elf land, so I will let others open the floor on that issue."
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
"Ze gasp!" Ampia covers her mouth with one hand, momentarily shocked. "Well, I suppose thanks to Comrade Eliza you all suspect me, I should have known as much! Hmpf! I am used to such prejudice as your people do not appreciate us elves!"
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
Xenia frowns and puts down the dossier that her secretary provided her. She glances over at the elven councilor.
"It vould seem zat your clandestine activities among ze elven population of Arstotzka are not aimed at a revolution against our glorious democracy... You are a Liberal."
Xenia looks down at the photos again, shaking her head.
"Ze excesses of your nightly orgies however... the amount of Kolachian orcs that you bring across our border to fuck your elven holes silly needs to be reigned in. Zere is a world-wide economical crisis you know..."
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(OOC)
I had expected OAMP to be a fascist, but she is not, which means that her story about three Fascist policies checks out. Either we have been unlucky, or one of the first two governments has chucked a LP.
The chances must be close to certain that there will be at least one liberal policy next government.
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
Ampia frowns at the continued debasing of Elven culture, but for the moment will put such things aside. "Well, from what people have said, the only two who could have possibly lie without being called by their Chancellor are Emelie or Mitzi, unless they had also chosen a known fascist conspirator. I think that is unlikely. For now, I will say we have been unlucky. I will not 'throw thee under a bus' as some degenerates say."
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OOC: Just noticed, literally can't spell Emelie without LIE. That said, this is just a joke
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
"Zhese are dark times in Arstotzka vhen ugly people are forced to hide from za police just because of za crazy fascist policies zis body has enacted. I had been planning to choose Mitzi as mein chancellor because we passed a liberal policy together... but if it is really true zat Ampia is a liberal, zhen I shall choose her. For za sake of Arstotzka, I hope zhat she vill not let me down."
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
Ampia gasps again, this time with genuine surprise. "Well, I guess we have done a true 180 then. I am of course flattered by your trust in me, and I will see that it is not misplaced!"
Re: Secret Hitler Game 2: The Liberals Strike Back
"I just zhought of a question I would like to ask of za parliament. In za event zat I am lucky enough to draw two liberal cards, does za parliament zhink I should give zhem both to Ampia to play it safe or give her 1 of each to test her loyalty to za liberal cause? I am open to suggestions on zis."