She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
She checked the coast was clear before
spewing forth the juice.
She checked the coast was clear before
spewing forth the juice.
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
...validating the slippery sweaty Volvo.
...validating the slippery sweaty Volvo.
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
corrupting the eggplant.
Gasp!
Edit:
Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
stealing the parking brake.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
corrupting the eggplant.
Gasp!
Edit:
Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
stealing the parking brake.
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
He normally shut his eyes while
smothering the pocket salami.
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
inspecting the salty nose.
Needless to say, I promptly began
greasing up the juice.
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
kissing the little limp captain.
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
salting the bed.
XD
I should stop now...
He normally shut his eyes while
smothering the pocket salami.
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
inspecting the salty nose.
Needless to say, I promptly began
greasing up the juice.
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
kissing the little limp captain.
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
salting the bed.
XD
I should stop now...
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
Hhmmuuuur...
I think I just made a euphemism by accident.
Edit:
"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
spewing forth the laundry."
...Because any girl would be excited to see a man vomiting up their clothes.
I fail to grasp the funny.
Hhmmuuuur...
I think I just made a euphemism by accident.
Edit:
"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
spewing forth the laundry."
...Because any girl would be excited to see a man vomiting up their clothes.
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Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
beating up the Mexican cherry vector.
He was so drunk, he was literally
hiding the Buddha.
You can't expect me to believe you were only
polishing the darkness. (I found this one to be hilarious)
As the kids say, she was
trolling for the technicolor melting badger.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
spraypainting the coconut-cream rubber surgeon general.
and one more
You should have seen him
fondling the Turkish glass bulldog.
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
beating up the Mexican cherry vector.
He was so drunk, he was literally
hiding the Buddha.
You can't expect me to believe you were only
polishing the darkness. (I found this one to be hilarious)
As the kids say, she was
trolling for the technicolor melting badger.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
spraypainting the coconut-cream rubber surgeon general.
and one more
You should have seen him
fondling the Turkish glass bulldog.
