Re: She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him...
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
beating up the Mexican cherry vector.
He was so drunk, he was literally
hiding the Buddha.
You can't expect me to believe you were only
polishing the darkness. (I found this one to be hilarious)
As the kids say, she was
trolling for the technicolor melting badger.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
spraypainting the coconut-cream rubber surgeon general.
and one more
You should have seen him
fondling the Turkish glass bulldog.