SirOni sues SirOni

[SirOni]

Right, now that the three people I wanted to participate in this have agreed, here's the thread.

Okay, I want to sue myself for being a lazy bastard when I should have been updating the doujin.

 

[lurker]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

The court finds you guilty and charges you to do at least 1 page by Cristmas.

...Fastest court case ever!

 

[SirOni]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Hey you're not the judge so you dont have that right

Besides, we need this case argued before anyone finds me guilty or not.

 

[Chibichibi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

*blinkblink* Oh dear. This is going to get so confusing.

Give me a moment to get my defense on straight.

 

[Rule 34]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Go ahead and take your time. *leans back in the nifty judge chair wearing his nifty black robe.*

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Woof.
*accompanied Chibi in dog form*

 

[Rule 34]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

If you poop in my court you're put down.

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Good thing I'm a dog who knows how to use a toilet, then

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Can the prosecution make an opening statement, your honor?

 

[Rule 34]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Yes, you may.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, we're here today to listen to a man who has promised us prosperity in our beloved forums. This would be the Demon Girl Doujin. In the beginning of times, he brought to us numerous pages. That is, until, he took a hiatus. Then another hiatus. And then another. Soon, the doujin was never updated.

This man has shown no sickness, nor has he shown any sign of busy work. He has promised us a doujin and we have gotten nothing. How can we let such a loli-loving, promise-breaking, criminal go by without justice? I have here a year's worth of chat-logged files that have never once shown signs of Mr. Oni's inability to make a doujin page.

As Onikain's number one stalker and lover, you can imagine how unlikely it would be for me to go against Onikain. However, as you can plainly see, even I am angered by Mr. Oni's lack of updates. Do you truly want to continue waiting for the work you so crave, only to find this man has taken yet another hiatus?

(Wow. What a terrible opening statement. This is why I didn't go into law...)

 

[Newbie]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

(Wow. What a terrible opening statement. This is why I didn't go into law)

Maybe should not have been included with the opening statement.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Edited so that it's in my thoughts, in Phoenix Wright font and everything.

 

[Chibichibi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

May i present the defense?

 

[Rule 34]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Yes you may.

 

[Chibichibi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

SirOni has been hard at work. Though you may not see the doujin he is tortured within his own home, daily by family members. His Sister drives him ever deeper into insanity every day.

Not only that, but he has a job! Something which takes nearly all of his time, and leaves him exhausted when he comes home, only to be attacked by his family, yet again.

 

[Kusanagi]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Woof.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

OBJECTION, your honor! This canine is causing waves in the courtroom! I demand that it be put to sleep!

 

[PinkNeko]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

Meow~

 

[SirOni]

Re: SirOni sues SirOni

NOW THERE'S A PUSSY!

A cat is fine too. >