The Weird One is suing WallPaper

[wallpaper]

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o_o Wow, that almost sounds like it makes up for the shit that women have to go through.

then again, squeezing something the size of a canteloupe out of your crotch is not a cup of tea. I hear. XD I'm rather avoiding experiencing it myself for now. The hormone-changes alone are terrifying, let alone the blood-bath of birth itself. "OH NO I DON'T HAVE A PARASITE ATTACHED TO MY BODY BAWWWW EVERYTHING SUCKS!" is not how I want to spend the next few weeks after getting rid of the thing. XDD

Poor guys, though. *patpats*

 

[ToxicShock]

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Oh no, I don't at all compare it to pregnancy, ya'll have that one wrapped up. In terms of cramps though, I can't compare either of them to each other but if i compare crotch pains to anything, it's the cramps. I'll give it to you for pregnancy though. ...i'm serious, I will

 

[wallpaper]

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If there is a God, he's probably a misogynist with a healthy dose of cruel humor for guys, too.

Jeez, RJ, play nice with the human race.

 

[Diagasvesle]

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If there is a God, he's probably a misogynist with a healthy dose of cruel humor for guys, too.

Jeez, RJ, play nice with the human race.

Wallpaper! I demand you teach toxic the ways of a woman!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I'll throw my hat into that ring.

Toxic, when raped by tentacles, scream a lot, and say, "No!" as much as possible during rape, as enjoyable as it may be.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Wallpaper! I demand you teach toxic the ways of a woman!

So, Toxic, you'll need a tour around your newly-acquired lady-parts -- I can be your guide if you'd like!

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND MY VAGINA? Stay out, damnit!

 

[wallpaper]

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See me staying out? That's generally the ways of a woman. Or so I hear, anyways.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Invitations to my pussy party are exclusive.

now now... where to start....

 

[Diagasvesle]

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Invitations to my pussy party are exclusive.

now now... where to start....

*Puts wallpapers collar on Toxic's neck and then chains toxic's wrists together*

Present from Wallpaper and raptor's wedding present to you is the chains.

 

[ToxicShock]

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... your name just made the bottom of the list my friend, free my hands so I can write your name at the end please.
you've been trying to force yourself inside me for too long

 

[ToxicShock]

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DOUBLE POST OH GOD OH GOD!

I forgot about passing stones. Oh god if there wasn't anything so painful.
They can get as big as a golfball and can even be jagged apparently and passing that.. oh my god, it makes me want to hug my penis, curl up, cry, and tell it everything is gonna be all right

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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You know you want to marry the savior, you can't lie to yourself forever, Toxic.

 

[Diagasvesle]

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*Doesn't release toxic from the chins and instead puts a chasity belt on him that no one but raptor, or wallpaper can take it off. Then gets rid of chains around wrists.*

There!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Well my hands being free doesn't help now! Considering what's being done to me in this thread, I'm already typing one handed here. I got no extra hands for writing names and lists

*edit* why didn't I marry lobster-kali, then I might have inherited extra arms with that religion

 

[wallpaper]

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Trust me, they'd all get occupied somehow anyways.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Oh yeah, I've got more holes now, don't I?

 

[wallpaper]

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So to speak!

 

[TheWeirdOne]

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Well yeah, individual variances. I will say the testicles are confusing as hell.

Actually when I was three years old I was climbing a fence and my balls got stuck on it and I got stitches in my scrotum... thus resulting in decreased sensitivity!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Awesome. I mean, why do the balls need to feel anything anyway. The penis should be getting the attention, the testicles are just a very sensitive factory

 

[TheWeirdOne]

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Awesome. I mean, why do the balls need to feel anything anyway. The penis should be getting the attention, the testicles are just a very sensitive factory

I wonder if I'm infertile now... or have a lower sperm count...