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Things you're going to hell for.


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Was a tough question for me... I had to think for a while
But. My Abandonment of Humanity I've Lost all Hopes for it almost utterly. Every corner we round, every choice we make, takes this very planet one step closer towards its own distruction.

Example: Did You know All Captive Turkeys, Are so Obeise That they CAN"T physically reproduce on there own? And would Literally Expire as such? (kill the farmers? Nope... Rate of starvation by gestation period equalls Dead bird)

Well, we ARE overdue for another iceage though, And with how Lax we have grown with our technological advances I wonder How we will survive the harsh winter to come?

Hurray Global Disasters!

There... I've Carved my own place in hell now... Happy?

Now I'll be warm too.
 
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Wow, turkeys are kept in that poor a condition? It almost makes me feel bad working in a factory where we package off various turkey meat foods. Though that almost is balanced off by how little I care about anything :D
 
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ice... so, no snowball fights?

ah well, its not hot, so the pope'll be happy

(less serious post)
 
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In all honesty, I commit all seven sins before noon every single day.
 
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Momiji said:
If nothing else, I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
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Among other things. Remember that one time when you laughed at the guy with cancer? Or the time when you mocked the guy with diabetes? Or that one time when there was this chick, and you shot her, and you raped her?

We've had some crazy times, man.

Crazy times.

Yep.
 
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Obeliskos said:
Among other things. Remember that one time when you laughed at the guy with cancer? Or the time when you mocked the guy with diabetes? Or that one time when there was this chick, and you shot her, and you raped her?

We've had some crazy times, man.

Crazy times.

Yep.
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I thought I raped her, then shot her. And then I burned down her apartment building, and hunted her family down. Yeah, good times.

GET ON TEH STREAM NAO
 
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Momiji said:
I thought I raped her, then shot her. And then I burned down her apartment building, and hunted her family down. Yeah, good times.
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Hm.. maybe it was me who shot, then raped her. Guess I'm a necrophiliac.

Haha, well how about that?
 
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Sounds like you two had a swell time. Wish I couldve been there.

Other things I might possibly be going to Hell for; I once pushed my sister down the stairs because she was pissing me off (she was about 7-8 at the time)
On numerous occasions I've seen a group of black people sitting around a table in KFC eating from a couple of buckets of chicken. I had to walk back out because I was laughing so hard.
Madeleine McCann. All the jokes I've made about her and the 'Where's Madeleine' parody of Where's Wally/Waldo I'm going to be drawing soon.
 
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SirOni said:
Madeleine McCann. All the jokes I've made about her and the 'Where's Madeleine' parody of Where's Wally/Waldo I'm going to be drawing soon.
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why is madeleine mcCain and a submarine so simaler?

both are underground and full of semen
 
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xD Oh wow, I dont think I've heard of that one before. I group of friends and myself often joked that I kidnapped her and was having my way with her when it first came about.
 
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Murder.

P
 
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dogstile said:
why is madeleine mcCain and a submarine so simaler?

both are underground and full of semen
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I'm going to hell for murdering this joke: Underwater, fool, underWATER
 
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McCann you please stop decomposing on my bedsheets, I've still got plenty of cum for you.
 
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Excuse the double post, but;
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I lol'd
 
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I started a life of crime in pre-school/play school (Whatever you want to call it) when I brought home an awesome painting of a tree that I didn't do. I got high praise for it, and have felt guilty about it all my life since my mum still has it framed in her room.

I don't believe I've ever done much wrong since then. Spare being generally deceiving to hide my falls and secret side.

And for having pictures like this on my hard drive. -_-

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Kept under the memes folder, in a hiden & acer bio encrypted sub folder titled Aids. Some things, just have to be archived no matter how terrible.
 
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What the hell did my eyes ever do to you?

I got a hard-on from my second cousin. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
 
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What am I going to hell for?

8=( , , , )==D~~
 
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Well now I'm going to hell for my post in the Hate Thread.
 
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