Vanilla Hentai Movies - Official Thread

[aika]

If you want to post a hentai movie that isn't strictly ULMF material, i.e. it just contains straight sex, then please only post it in this thread.

To be clear, you should be posting in this if your H-movie contains none of the following:

*tentacles
*non-humans
*BDSM (bondage, domination, etc)
*inflation
*ridiculous amounts of cum / ridiculously sized penises
*futanari

If it's not clear which of the following your movie contains from the screenshots and description you provide, please clarify this so that I don't look at the name and the screens and immediately assume it's vanilla.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Hahaha, first thing on my mind was, "Looks like we're ostracizing straight sex."

 

[aika]

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I really have nothing against straight sex, I love it, and I watch straight sex hentai a lot, it's just not really what the ULMF hentai movies board is for.

 

[handofdoz]

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i bet mike wont post his stuff in here lol.

 

[aika]

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He will if he doesn't want me to start handing out infractions...

 

[Copper]

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Well, I'm fully expecting Burrito to boycott this little nook here. *chuckles*

 

[Twisted]

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Auuugh.... z_Z

^- It's all I gotta say about this thread

 

[aika]

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Sticky to show I'm serious about this.

binhleminh has covered the front page of the H-Movies board in enough vanilla hentai to earn himself a posting probation.

 

[Twisted]

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I don't really see any reason what-so-ever for something specifically for "vanilla" hentai... To be quite honest, it sort of bugs me that you're trying to corral the normal stuff into a single thread leaving the rest of the subforum to everything save for underage girls getting torn apart by spiked tentacles...

 

[Keylo]

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Well actually, I think most of the people who look for hentai on ULMF are usually looking for some of the more bizzare stuff rather than straight sex/vanilla hentai. And for those that 'are' looking for straight sex/vanilla hentai, there's plenty of other communities that have multiple topics flooded with the stuff already. No need for ULMF to become another one of those communities.

 

[aika]

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Exactly. This is more than just your average porn board, it's a proper community. There are

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out there which are just boards filled with threads full of links to hentai movie downloads. If you just want a standard hentai fix, go there.

However, if you want to

a) be part of its growing community, or
b) you feel like something different for your hentai fix,

you come to ULMF.

Also the other reason I don't want ULMF to become a mainstream porn site is then I'd have to put ads on the site to pay for the bandwidth. Several people have started posting their files on ULMF on their "daily rounds" of posting their hentai movies on all the well known hentai forums. I don't want ULMF to become one of those sites, and if these people really do want to post their movies on this forum, then yes I'm going to restrict them to one thread so that they don't take up the whole front page of the board and not leave room for the hentai movies that this board was designed for.

If the threads don't stop, then I'll probably split the current hentai movies baord into two boards - vanilla hentai movies and alternative hentai movies.

 

[Twisted]

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The latter option sounds much more reasonable.
I personally come here to talk to people, have fun, and find some quality hentai. I couldn't care less about it being alternative or not

 

[ScrewDriver]

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save for underage girls getting torn apart by spiked tentacles...

Oh, excuse me, but we tentacle monsters are rather sensitive to that stereotype - we prefer to be called "Texturely Challenged" mmmkay?

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.

 

[Exofluke]

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The latter option sounds much more reasonable.
I personally come here to talk to people, have fun, and find some quality hentai. I couldn't care less about it being alternative or not

On the contrary... I came here to look for some goddamn tentacle rape.

 

[Twisted]

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I wasn't talking about you, now was I?

 

[Exofluke]

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I'm just sayn'... =P

There's no good places that feed to specifics, this being the best I've found of course. If you want the consensual/softer stuff, just go to hongfire or any other major hentai-forum sites. You'll find all you want at places like that. I like knowing that I have a place I can come to when I feel like searching for the hardcore content.

 

[SirOni]

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If you don't want to make a separate subforum for vanilla hentai how about merging them all with this thread?

 

[CloudXDP]

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I came here for the community, there are very few others that wont shun you for your beliefs, and fewer still who wont if you are inactive for months on end.

 

[aika]

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wat