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What non-human would you want to have sex with?


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For a second, with that foreground shot in the first panel, I though that was a really f'ing huge statue behind the 'sculptor' guy.

Let's see...if we're classifying mutants as "non-human" put Gambit at the top of my list, thanks, followed closely by Archangel.

Otherwise, I've got a few tieflings I'd like to throw into the mix, a few drow, and there's even an elf.

Ohyeah, and then there's Blaise, the mandrake, but since he can assume a human form and isn't a dragon all the time, he probably doesn't quite count, but he's on the list.
 
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Copper said:
Let's see...if we're classifying mutants as "non-human" put Gambit at the top of my list, thanks, followed closely by Archangel.
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gambit = 100% human, his powers were granted to him by a god or other similar magical being.
 
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Obviously I missed that part of his backstory, but then again, I've only been skimming X-men since long before House of M. You're saying the kinetic charge isn't a mutant power, then, Nu?
 
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i did a bit of research on wikipedia and it seems i was wrong, he is a mutant and therefore you can do anything you want with him.
 
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Nunu said:
i did a bit of research on wikipedia and it seems i was wrong, he is a mutant and therefore you can do anything you want with him.
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Kinky. Sign me up.
 
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lurker said:
High on my list: Succubai (minus the whole soul sucking part, though being turned to an Incubai and fucking till the world ends has merit...), Drow, maybe Drider if it had the right parts (NO BLACK WIDOW VARIENTS PLEASE!) and possibly some other creatures I've ran into running through fantasy world.

Just think, a Tetra Arm would definately be good with massages hehe
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If you mean a giant spider dick, spiders dont mate that way, if I remember right
Edit: Wait, nevermind. Read that wrong.
 
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That was exactly why I placed sentient in that list, to both the statue issue and the part about real women/men not being able to think enough to be considered sentient.

And the source of that comic, worth looking through
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Well with the inclusion of mutants (and thank you Copper for reminding me), I'd fuck wolverine.
 
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Well, since that was "wolverine" with a non-capitalized "w" I assume that you mean the creature. EEEEeeeewwww...

I just had to... Bored at school you know.
 
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James "Logan/Wolverine" Howlett... there fixed.

And I probly didn't spell his last name right. Oh well.
 
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sinfulwolf said:
So... sex with a female statue? And not one that comes alive either...
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To slide back to this: I wouldn't actually classify a statue as female even if it were shaped like one as, since it isn't alive, it is still technically neuter.
 
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Copper said:
Let's see...if we're classifying mutants as "non-human" put Gambit at the top of my list, thanks, followed closely by Archangel.
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Well then if we're going by that logic then I'll take Kitty Pryde all the way.
 
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I would so do Jean Grey/Phoenix and Bloodrayne.
 
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Doesn't matter much as long as its woman enough.

But if you'd really be specific, succubi all the way.
 
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sinfulwolf said:
Well with the inclusion of mutants (and thank you Copper for reminding me), I'd fuck wolverine.
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Wolvie is one of my favorites, but I'm shallow enough to admit I'd only scromp the Hugh Jackman version, so I wasn't going to include him on the list, since technically, it's Hugh, not Wolvie. Ohyes, and mustn't forget my first mutant crush, Longshot. I'd say Shatterstar, too, but he doesn't swing that way. And why the hell not, Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin, too. Always thought he was cute. I'm sure the list will grow as I think more and more about the heyday of mutantdom.
 
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As reminded by MoT's avatar picture, I'd have sex with tf2's pyro, if it was a female one.

What? The spy calls him/her/it inhuman, then it counts right?

And for the topic, a nice little link for the men(Or the people interested in art in general), photo shopped stuff, but still nice

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I am very disappointed in all of you, that after two pages, this has not come up even once.

Ah-hem...

Tentacle Monster!

I rest my case.
 
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What type of tentacle monster? The ones that murder you? Impregnate you? Fuck you for fun? Fuck you for fun, then Impregnate you, then murder you?
 
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Just for fun. I'd tame it and keep it in the basement :D
 
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I'd want to have sex with a female angel, the kind that are actually mentioned in the bible and stuff. The ones that might be real.

I wonder if God would allow something like that, a human and an angel having sex. Beyond that, can angels even have sex? I don't think the bible ever said anything regarding that.
 
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