Member Announcements Thread

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I'm in a lot of pain right now.

My friend claimed something was wrong with his refrigerator, and asked me to help him fix it. The fuck didn't bother telling me what was wrong with the door, only saying, "I don't know, man, I just want it fixed," when I asked the mother fucker what was wrong with it. I was not wearing shoes, because he lives in the room next to me, and when I went to open the freezer door, it collapsed right on my mother fucking big toe.

It's like I can feel it bleeding underneath the nail whenever I take a step, and I swear I'm gonna punch him in his ball sack when my toe stops hurting.

 

[Alias]

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I'm there with you. A few days ago I slept over at my girlfriend's place, even though she had to get up early to do some tour thing at farms. when morning came, she didn't want to drive me to my house (it's easy walking distance) so even though I was half asleep and I knew I was too tired to do anything but trudge, I used the bike to get from there to here. biggg mistake. I now have three huge scrapes along my foot, calf, and knee, that are still bleeding days later (not horribly, but enough that I have to change the bandages daily). I walk with a limp and can't take stairs. And you can damn well be sure I'm making her give me rides everywhere =P

Anyway, it would be funnier if you did the karate kid one-leg kick and modified it for a kick to the balls instead of the face. Make sure you tape it.

 

[lurker]

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I'm there with you. A few days ago I slept over at my girlfriend's place, even though she had to get up early to do some tour thing at farms. when morning came, she didn't want to drive me to my house (it's easy walking distance) so even though I was half asleep and I knew I was too tired to do anything but trudge, I used the bike to get from there to here. biggg mistake. I now have three huge scrapes along my foot, calf, and knee, that are still bleeding days later (not horribly, but enough that I have to change the bandages daily). I walk with a limp and can't take stairs. And you can damn well be sure I'm making her give me rides everywhere =P

Anyway, it would be funnier if you did the karate kid one-leg kick and modified it for a kick to the balls instead of the face. Make sure you tape it.

Boot to da head *twhump!*

 

[Tassadar]

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I'm in a lot of pain right now.

My friend claimed something was wrong with his refrigerator, and asked me to help him fix it. The fuck didn't bother telling me what was wrong with the door, only saying, "I don't know, man, I just want it fixed," when I asked the mother fucker what was wrong with it. I was not wearing shoes, because he lives in the room next to me, and when I went to open the freezer door, it collapsed right on my mother fucking big toe.

It's like I can feel it bleeding underneath the nail whenever I take a step, and I swear I'm gonna punch him in his ball sack when my toe stops hurting.

Ouchies.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Hahaha, my girlfriend gave me a pill!

I can't feel anything!

 

[DarkFire1004]

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She gave you liquor concentrate?


... That actually sounds like an interesting idea... Making liquors into pills... Hmm...

 

[lurker]

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Pills here?

 

[Lucas]

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GRABBIN PEELS

 

[Wonderboy]

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Banana peeels!

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Liquor pills? But then you don't get the yummy taste.

 

[Wonderboy]

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Liquor pills? But then you don't get the yummy taste.

Well, even though some people enjoy it, there's a large qantity that don't... Vodka-redbull-lime and all that stuff ya know...

I'm actually one of those freaks that enjoy a good Guiness, and actually use Vodka as a flavor and not a get drunk easy drink. But... Don't tell anyone.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Redbull and Jaegermaester! Or however you spell that crap!

Go Jaeger bombs!

 

[Wonderboy]

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Jaegermaister or whatever it is... I haven't tried it, but chances are I'm gonna like it since the only thing I currently dislike as alcohol are certain variety's of tequila and Whiskey.

 

[Rule 34]

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Jägermeister = Master hunter.
Every shot is lethal.

 

[Wonderboy]

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OOOoooohhh

Sounds like fun!

 

[Chibichibi]

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Blargh.

I've lost internet at home. I'll only be able to get on while I'm here at school. x.x

Should have 'net back by friday. My roomie can kiss my ass. i need this.

 

[Obeliskos]

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Ooh, 100,000 total posts. Yay us.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I believe Obe, that this is indeed cause for celebration.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I believe Obe, that this is indeed cause for celebration.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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You must be registered to see the links

Indeed RJ. Everybody dance.