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Wait, if I'm angry my gun doesn't match my purse and need to get a new purse that matches my eyes...
...where the fuck am I going to find a bright blue gun?
Wait, if I'm angry my gun doesn't match my purse and need to get a new purse that matches my eyes...
...where the fuck am I going to find a bright blue gun?
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Spray paint the gun blue
Spray paint the gun blue
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Forget about the paint job at time of purchase. You can always spray paint
Then use the leftover with a lighter to make a mini flame-thrower, unless it's one of those pussy-ass 'non-aerosol' ones >.>
ORO?
I meant a BICYCLE, not a motor bike.
If you can't stop a bicycle in time to stop from flipping over a pile of zombies, well, you deserve to flip >.<
Lazy bastard
And you keep assuming you'll be able to use the road
Forget about the paint job at time of purchase. You can always spray paint
Then use the leftover with a lighter to make a mini flame-thrower, unless it's one of those pussy-ass 'non-aerosol' ones >.>
wtf?
ORO?
I meant a BICYCLE, not a motor bike.
If you can't stop a bicycle in time to stop from flipping over a pile of zombies, well, you deserve to flip >.<
Lazy bastard
And you keep assuming you'll be able to use the road
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What about a battle bus? Or a LAV III?
What about a battle bus? Or a LAV III?
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Would you just happen to have one on hand?
Wait.... Sinful might...
If you can plan a route and can actually keep enough gas on hand/know where to find gas/method of propulsion, that's great, a military vehicle would rock. It'd be a bitch to wash if any zombie blood got on it, though. Can't touch the blood, it's contagious
I'm speaking for those of us who have no access to military-grade transportation, though.
A bicycle is ideal. It's quiet as hell - not totally, but almost - and requires you for propulsion, not gas, or plasma, or some funky energy cell.
As I've said, an actual vehicle (Jeep, car, bus) I can see being used for short hops or for hunting with, but not for long-distance travel.
What it really comes down to, though, is availability. If all you have is a car, fine, use it for as long as you dare, but try to find something better.
Going 'Rambo' on zombies with a car only works for so long, especially with today's cars. That plastic can't compare to a car made in the 70's/80's, when they used METAL for the entire thing still. Take the '85 Monte Carlo SS I have, for example. It's a TANK. Well, almost. Just needs a cannon. That's how sturdy it is.
I never said a car cannot hold it's weight (literally as well as figuratively) in a zombie outbreak. It's just not practical for long periods of time. The gas WILL run out, and it WILL make zombies follow you.
If you must use something that requires fuel, I urge you to find the BIGGEST thing you can, I.E. a Bus, a Semi, a Monster Truck... SOMETHING that will sit you high above the zombies if necessary.
You need to ration out your food. No big meals, maybe just some bread and water for breakfast, and some granola and fruit for dinner.
The point of using the bike isn't to travel great distances in minutes, but to silently evade zombies.
Would you just happen to have one on hand?
Wait.... Sinful might...
If you can plan a route and can actually keep enough gas on hand/know where to find gas/method of propulsion, that's great, a military vehicle would rock. It'd be a bitch to wash if any zombie blood got on it, though. Can't touch the blood, it's contagious
I'm speaking for those of us who have no access to military-grade transportation, though.
A bicycle is ideal. It's quiet as hell - not totally, but almost - and requires you for propulsion, not gas, or plasma, or some funky energy cell.
As I've said, an actual vehicle (Jeep, car, bus) I can see being used for short hops or for hunting with, but not for long-distance travel.
What it really comes down to, though, is availability. If all you have is a car, fine, use it for as long as you dare, but try to find something better.
Going 'Rambo' on zombies with a car only works for so long, especially with today's cars. That plastic can't compare to a car made in the 70's/80's, when they used METAL for the entire thing still. Take the '85 Monte Carlo SS I have, for example. It's a TANK. Well, almost. Just needs a cannon. That's how sturdy it is.
I never said a car cannot hold it's weight (literally as well as figuratively) in a zombie outbreak. It's just not practical for long periods of time. The gas WILL run out, and it WILL make zombies follow you.
If you must use something that requires fuel, I urge you to find the BIGGEST thing you can, I.E. a Bus, a Semi, a Monster Truck... SOMETHING that will sit you high above the zombies if necessary.
Hence why you should train. If you're not ready for the zombie onslaught, that's your issue
You need to ration out your food. No big meals, maybe just some bread and water for breakfast, and some granola and fruit for dinner.
The point of using the bike isn't to travel great distances in minutes, but to silently evade zombies.
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I still don't understand why you're trying to evade us and run us over. We wer just going to invite yoy over for a barbecue. All the lawyer and politician you can eat, just be careful about the French politicians they give you gas.
I still don't understand why you're trying to evade us and run us over. We wer just going to invite yoy over for a barbecue. All the lawyer and politician you can eat, just be careful about the French politicians they give you gas.
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We mean the improperly mannered dullwits who keep trying to eat US, not the educated ones such as yourself and others.
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Yes that would be great! Then the smart and good zombies will take up arms with us and fight the stupid zombies and people!
But back to the topic at hand. What makes you think that zombies follow the noise? And a car can muffle it's noise in lot of different ways, if it's raining Zombies won't do crap, and if its not, go to isolated places, I am sure a dirt road beats the living day lights of trying to climb up hills with a bike and how much bread can you even hold on that backpack of yours? Bread will expire, fruit will go bad also. So having a car where you can put a lot of heavy things and useful things in isn't so bad, I mean, you can have 2 boxes of Spam and a can opener and they will last for months and how much water can you pack? 3? 4? 6 bottles? A car can pack 2 24 packs and more, not to mention that why are you so sure the blood are the cause of zombification? It could be a parasite or something that houses itself in a dead person's brain. So therefore you cannot assume your choices are right, I am not neither since I think that a bike is useful if you just want to dash over to some place without wasting gas or as a last ditch attempt to run away, but bikes and bumps still don't go to well for me... And one last thing... what are you gonna do if you and your bike are surrounded? I can run over somethings and break out and I don't think you can ride a bike while shooting a gun.... so have fun going on your bike ride.
Yes that would be great! Then the smart and good zombies will take up arms with us and fight the stupid zombies and people!
But back to the topic at hand. What makes you think that zombies follow the noise? And a car can muffle it's noise in lot of different ways, if it's raining Zombies won't do crap, and if its not, go to isolated places, I am sure a dirt road beats the living day lights of trying to climb up hills with a bike and how much bread can you even hold on that backpack of yours? Bread will expire, fruit will go bad also. So having a car where you can put a lot of heavy things and useful things in isn't so bad, I mean, you can have 2 boxes of Spam and a can opener and they will last for months and how much water can you pack? 3? 4? 6 bottles? A car can pack 2 24 packs and more, not to mention that why are you so sure the blood are the cause of zombification? It could be a parasite or something that houses itself in a dead person's brain. So therefore you cannot assume your choices are right, I am not neither since I think that a bike is useful if you just want to dash over to some place without wasting gas or as a last ditch attempt to run away, but bikes and bumps still don't go to well for me... And one last thing... what are you gonna do if you and your bike are surrounded? I can run over somethings and break out and I don't think you can ride a bike while shooting a gun.... so have fun going on your bike ride.
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I will if you have fun finding out whether or not the blood is contagious for yourself
If I could train one, what I would REALLY prefer over a bike is a horse. Problem is, I can already forsee the horse getting scared as shit and going bonkers, even with training.
I believe the blood is contagious because it's what makes sense in terms of how it would spread. Not only the blood, though, but the saliva or any other secretions as well.
If only the previously dead became zombies, it wouldn't be so bad. We'd have a set amount of zombies, and a set amount of potential zombies at the time of the zombie rise.
I'm believing in this being a spreadable virus, and taking precautions as such. If I turn out to be wrong, well then, I guess I'll just do what you're so adamant about doing and smash through zombies with a car.
Plus, you'd better hope you have good tires and a high enough carriage on that car. All the newer ones I've seen are so low, a speed bump fucks them up. Put a pile of zombies there instead, and the car'll get stuck. At least the bike I can pick up and use as a weapon.
And now for something completely different.
I wonder if lawyers taste like chicken, or if it's the chickens that taste like lawyers?
I will if you have fun finding out whether or not the blood is contagious for yourself
If I could train one, what I would REALLY prefer over a bike is a horse. Problem is, I can already forsee the horse getting scared as shit and going bonkers, even with training.
I believe the blood is contagious because it's what makes sense in terms of how it would spread. Not only the blood, though, but the saliva or any other secretions as well.
If only the previously dead became zombies, it wouldn't be so bad. We'd have a set amount of zombies, and a set amount of potential zombies at the time of the zombie rise.
I'm believing in this being a spreadable virus, and taking precautions as such. If I turn out to be wrong, well then, I guess I'll just do what you're so adamant about doing and smash through zombies with a car.
Plus, you'd better hope you have good tires and a high enough carriage on that car. All the newer ones I've seen are so low, a speed bump fucks them up. Put a pile of zombies there instead, and the car'll get stuck. At least the bike I can pick up and use as a weapon.
And now for something completely different.
I wonder if lawyers taste like chicken, or if it's the chickens that taste like lawyers?
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OK, as I said before man. I DO NOT PLAN ON SMASHING ZOMBIES WITH A FRICKING CAR! If I have to I fucking will, but I am NOT PLANNING TO. OK, I hope you read the caps. And well, yes, a car could get stuck which is why you should refer back to the caps. But carrying a bike and smacking zombies would be a really stupid idea, sure you can break a few bones and get it stuck so I seriously wouldn't plan on having a bike, and having a horse would be even worst since now you're gonna have to share food with your horse if it's not going crazy on you.
And about the lawyers... are they deep fried? They taste better that way.
OK, as I said before man. I DO NOT PLAN ON SMASHING ZOMBIES WITH A FRICKING CAR! If I have to I fucking will, but I am NOT PLANNING TO. OK, I hope you read the caps. And well, yes, a car could get stuck which is why you should refer back to the caps. But carrying a bike and smacking zombies would be a really stupid idea, sure you can break a few bones and get it stuck so I seriously wouldn't plan on having a bike, and having a horse would be even worst since now you're gonna have to share food with your horse if it's not going crazy on you.
And about the lawyers... are they deep fried? They taste better that way.
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I don't think a horse is that horrible... if trained it could help fight as well. Those hooves could crush a skull if they so desired.
I don't think a horse is that horrible... if trained it could help fight as well. Those hooves could crush a skull if they so desired.
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The horse can just eat grass.
And if you're using a car, you WILL have to use it to smash through zombies, whether you want to or not, plan for it.
Let me ask you: what kind of vehicles do you see yourself being able to get a hold of when the zombies attack?
The Sedan, otherwise known as your typical 'car', lacks off-road capabilities, which you WILL need. The roads WILL be blocked, and you WILL find points you cannot get through without off-roading.
The SUV is even worse, as it's pretty much a less gas-efficient Sedan.
The Truck would be my choice if I HAD to use a civilian vehicle (because, as sin pointed out, a select few have access to military vechs), but I would make sure it was one made for off-roading, not one that looks nice but can't hop off the road for shit. The Hummer or H2 look good, though sadly they get shit for gas mileage. Still, it would get the job done, I'm willing to bet, until I get North enough that I can safely use my bike to get the rest of the way.
A Bus is more of a 'Defendable structure' than it is a viable escape vehicle. Still, it's better than a Sedan.
An Armored Car (yanno, the ones that transport money to and from banks) is nice if you can get enough provisions and gas. Once inside, the Zombies CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT get to you.
You complain about the motorcycle, yet it is a very viable mode of transportation. While louder than cars, and having only half the tank typically, their MPG makes up for it and Dirt Bikes are more than suited for off-roading.
This next bit applies to ALL vehicles: MAKE SURE YOU BRING EXTRA GAS.
The only way you'll know where gas stops will be is if you map out a route beforehand and actually travel it. That said, you don't know that the places you can refuel at will even HAVE fuel.
You had also better make sure the vehicle you take is maintained well. It would suck if you left in your vehicle, only to find out it needs oil after only 100 miles or such.
If the Lawyer's aren't deep fried, we can always deep fry them ourselves ;p
The horse can just eat grass.
And if you're using a car, you WILL have to use it to smash through zombies, whether you want to or not, plan for it.
Let me ask you: what kind of vehicles do you see yourself being able to get a hold of when the zombies attack?
The Sedan, otherwise known as your typical 'car', lacks off-road capabilities, which you WILL need. The roads WILL be blocked, and you WILL find points you cannot get through without off-roading.
The SUV is even worse, as it's pretty much a less gas-efficient Sedan.
The Truck would be my choice if I HAD to use a civilian vehicle (because, as sin pointed out, a select few have access to military vechs), but I would make sure it was one made for off-roading, not one that looks nice but can't hop off the road for shit. The Hummer or H2 look good, though sadly they get shit for gas mileage. Still, it would get the job done, I'm willing to bet, until I get North enough that I can safely use my bike to get the rest of the way.
A Bus is more of a 'Defendable structure' than it is a viable escape vehicle. Still, it's better than a Sedan.
An Armored Car (yanno, the ones that transport money to and from banks) is nice if you can get enough provisions and gas. Once inside, the Zombies CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT get to you.
You complain about the motorcycle, yet it is a very viable mode of transportation. While louder than cars, and having only half the tank typically, their MPG makes up for it and Dirt Bikes are more than suited for off-roading.
This next bit applies to ALL vehicles: MAKE SURE YOU BRING EXTRA GAS.
The only way you'll know where gas stops will be is if you map out a route beforehand and actually travel it. That said, you don't know that the places you can refuel at will even HAVE fuel.
You had also better make sure the vehicle you take is maintained well. It would suck if you left in your vehicle, only to find out it needs oil after only 100 miles or such.
If the Lawyer's aren't deep fried, we can always deep fry them ourselves ;p
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Damn it, am I gonna have to deep fry them?
But you say it like I AM gonna be not prepared. Yes, off road = win. And I thought you were a bike a person... but yes you are right Mcycle that can go off road would be nice, but you need to know how to ride it. But the most important thing is. A key. If you can't hotwire a car then you are pretty much shit outta luck and you say it like a Sudan will break down once it touches mud. A car is a car, you don't need it to look nice, you can break some stuff or dunt in parts to make it smaller it's about getting away, not how you do it, if a zombie attack comes, you are not gonna be planned for it you won't know what others will do, and you won't know where they are coming from, if you are headed to Canada and thats the hot zone you are screwed on that bike of yours, so I'd say don't plan everything now or say what are you gonna do, just plan on getting away from zombies and staying the fuck away from zombies.
Damn it, am I gonna have to deep fry them?
But you say it like I AM gonna be not prepared. Yes, off road = win. And I thought you were a bike a person... but yes you are right Mcycle that can go off road would be nice, but you need to know how to ride it. But the most important thing is. A key. If you can't hotwire a car then you are pretty much shit outta luck and you say it like a Sudan will break down once it touches mud. A car is a car, you don't need it to look nice, you can break some stuff or dunt in parts to make it smaller it's about getting away, not how you do it, if a zombie attack comes, you are not gonna be planned for it you won't know what others will do, and you won't know where they are coming from, if you are headed to Canada and thats the hot zone you are screwed on that bike of yours, so I'd say don't plan everything now or say what are you gonna do, just plan on getting away from zombies and staying the fuck away from zombies.