What non-human would you want to have sex with?

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

the kind that are actually mentioned in the bible and stuff. The ones that might be real.

wat

 

[BurningGold]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

This website is full of atheists isn't it?

 

[Nunu]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

not really.

one might think that tentacle hentai wouldn't attract them but it turns out those cooky christians are just as weird as the rest of us.

 

[Host]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

the kind that are actually mentioned in the bible and stuff. The ones that might be real.

(beat)

wat

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This website is full of atheists isn't it?

This might be the most humorous exchange I've ever seen on this forum. Even beats Aika and Obe's 'you're like Mario' from ages back...

On a more informative note, according to what I've heard, angels are even actually said to be attractive female women, or even human in appearance. I don't think they were described at all, even.

 

[XSI]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

I'm going to ignore the whole "Are angels/religions real" debate and go right to the angels thing.

It wouldn't be heaven if they weren't allowed to fuck every once in a while, now would it?

Hmm, angel on succubus porn, I have that around somewhere.

 

[Nunu]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

i think you can just decide that there not human and there for good for this discussion.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Hmm, angel on succubus porn, I have that around somewhere.

Why are you nor sharing?

@Copper: Hugh is very cute... but I'd still do some artist's interpretation of him from the comics.

@Ronny: Oh yes... how could I have forgotten Bloodrayne. I've been in love with that fiesty vixen since the first game was in development.

 

[Goldstein]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

I wonder if God would allow something like that, a human and an angel having sex. Beyond that, can angels even have sex? I don't think the bible ever said anything regarding that.

If I remember correctly, Paradise Lost more or less says that angels have sex. Though it doesn't count as much, Satan has sex with his daughter to produce his son, and this son continuously rapes his mother.

But then, Paradise Lost is just fanfiction in the end.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Paradise Lost?

 

[Goldstein]

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Paradise Lost?

Um, yes? Epic poem published by John Milton in 1667/1674. One of the most famous and well-regarded works of English literature. Tells the story of Genesis, from Satan's rebellion against God to his temptation of Adam and Eve in the Garden and their subsequent fall.

 

[Tassadar]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Every mention of angels I can remember from the Bible has them as choosing their appearance, so I'm guessing from the original mythology they are more like spirits, and don't have a real physical body.

And for me, if I really had to choose I'd go with a nymph. At least then I'd get to live with eternal youth until I did something to piss her off or she found someone else. I'm talking about the original Greek nymphs, like Calypso.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Um, yes? Epic poem published by John Milton in 1667/1674. One of the most famous and well-regarded works of English literature. Tells the story of Genesis, from Satan's rebellion against God to his temptation of Adam and Eve in the Garden and their subsequent fall.

Thank you, though I could have lived without the sarcasm.

No one I know talks about religion really, save some cracks at the bible. They really aren't much into English Literature either so yeah. It's not like I go on google and type in "Epic, famous and well regarded works of English Literature".

 

[garfield751]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Just for fun. I'd tame it and keep it in the basement

when i read this i thought of tentacle hottubs

 

[Goldstein]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Thank you, though I could have lived without the sarcasm.

No one I know talks about religion really, save some cracks at the bible. They really aren't much into English Literature either so yeah. It's not like I go on google and type in "Epic, famous and well regarded works of English Literature".

I wasn't trying for sarcasm. Sorry, sin. I was just trying to summarize the novel and why you might have heard of it. In school, for example.

 

[Alias]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

Um, yes? Epic poem published by John Milton in 1667/1674. One of the most famous and well-regarded works of English literature. Tells the story of Genesis, from Satan's rebellion against God to his temptation of Adam and Eve in the Garden and their subsequent fall.

Sounded kind of snarky, you have to admit. Not everybody's high school had top-of-the-line education. And even though I was one of those kids at the top of my class with no effort, I'd never heard of it either.

Either way though it's good info. I might check it out, even though I'm not too big on literature either =P

 

[Nunu]

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Sounded kind of snarky, you have to admit. Not everybody's high school had top-of-the-line education. And even though I was one of those kids at the top of my class with no effort, I'd never heard of it either.

Either way though it's good info. I might check it out, even though I'm not too big on literature either =P

surely pointing them out demeans them.

 

[Copper]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

I am very disappointed in all of you, that after two pages, this has not come up even once.

Ah-hem...

Tentacle Monster!

I rest my case.

But the question is "would you want to have sex with." I'm not rightly sure I'd want to have sex with a tentalce monster. Depends on what kind it was, I guess.

not really.

one might think that tentacle hentai wouldn't attract them but it turns out those cooky christians are just as weird as the rest of us.

Some might even say weirder. This coming from one of the aforementioned Christians.

Hmm, angel on succubus porn, I have that around somewhere.

I actually wrote one of those for the D&D game that I'm running. It was a play the PCs attended.

Why are you nor sharing?

@Copper: Hugh is very cute... but I'd still do some artist's interpretation of him from the comics.

@Ronny: Oh yes... how could I have forgotten Bloodrayne. I've been in love with that fiesty vixen since the first game was in development.

I guess it depends on which artist and which interpretation. And with regard to Bloodrayne, seen the "Girls of Gaming" mags they put out now and again, or perhaps the one that Playboy did?

 

[Sinfulwolf]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

I wasn't trying for sarcasm. Sorry, sin. I was just trying to summarize the novel and why you might have heard of it. In school, for example.

Oh... my mistake sorry. Regardless they actually never talked about it in school (surprising considering some of my teachers). They was more concerned about Lord of the Flies, House of the Spirits, Alias Grace... stuff like that.

But hmm... I should look around for that poem.

@ Copper: Hmm, I think you should share the succubus on angel porn you wrote for D&D as well. Also, yeah I saw the Playboy Bloodrayne, and quite possibly the girls of gaming. Not sure but probly.

 

[dmronny]

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I found the poem itself to be rather boring and wordy, even if it is considered one of the greatest works of English lit. You've probably heard some quotes from it however, as I believe it's directly quoted in Se7en and the Crow. If you can read Byron or Shelley without your head exploding you may like it though.

Never saw the playboy or the girls of gaming, or played the game for that matter. I just like hot redheads, and she's a vampire so she counts as nonhuman.

I'll pass on the tentacle monster thanks. A mermaid might be cool though.

 

[Copper]

Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?

@ Copper: Hmm, I think you should share the succubus on angel porn you wrote for D&D as well. Also, yeah I saw the Playboy Bloodrayne, and quite possibly the girls of gaming. Not sure but probly.

Maybe I'll put it up in Copper's Corner when I get back. It's a wordy little thing, though, so we'll see.

And yeah, apparently Playboy did a "video game vixens" spread or something like that and Girls of Gaming is a separate magazine that gets put out once a year and it's kind of pin-up pics of the hot new babes in the games. I think there's a nudie one, but I also think you have to pay extra for that.

Ah hah!

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And holy shit, I may have to get volume 7 if Daphne's in there. Classic. Just classic.

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on the Playboy one.