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What non-human would you want to have sex with?
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
This website is full of atheists isn't it?
This website is full of atheists isn't it?
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
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This might be the most humorous exchange I've ever seen on this forum. Even beats Aika and Obe's 'you're like Mario' from ages back...
On a more informative note, according to what I've heard, angels are even actually said to be attractive female women, or even human in appearance. I don't think they were described at all, even.
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This might be the most humorous exchange I've ever seen on this forum. Even beats Aika and Obe's 'you're like Mario' from ages back...
On a more informative note, according to what I've heard, angels are even actually said to be attractive female women, or even human in appearance. I don't think they were described at all, even.
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I'm going to ignore the whole "Are angels/religions real" debate and go right to the angels thing.
It wouldn't be heaven if they weren't allowed to fuck every once in a while, now would it?
Hmm, angel on succubus porn, I have that around somewhere.
I'm going to ignore the whole "Are angels/religions real" debate and go right to the angels thing.
It wouldn't be heaven if they weren't allowed to fuck every once in a while, now would it?
Hmm, angel on succubus porn, I have that around somewhere.
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
Why are you nor sharing?
@Copper: Hugh is very cute... but I'd still do some artist's interpretation of him from the comics.
@Ronny: Oh yes... how could I have forgotten Bloodrayne. I've been in love with that fiesty vixen since the first game was in development.
Why are you nor sharing?
@Copper: Hugh is very cute... but I'd still do some artist's interpretation of him from the comics.
@Ronny: Oh yes... how could I have forgotten Bloodrayne. I've been in love with that fiesty vixen since the first game was in development.
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
But then, Paradise Lost is just fanfiction in the end.
If I remember correctly, Paradise Lost more or less says that angels have sex. Though it doesn't count as much, Satan has sex with his daughter to produce his son, and this son continuously rapes his mother.
But then, Paradise Lost is just fanfiction in the end.
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Paradise Lost?
Paradise Lost?
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Um, yes? Epic poem published by John Milton in 1667/1674. One of the most famous and well-regarded works of English literature. Tells the story of Genesis, from Satan's rebellion against God to his temptation of Adam and Eve in the Garden and their subsequent fall.
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Every mention of angels I can remember from the Bible has them as choosing their appearance, so I'm guessing from the original mythology they are more like spirits, and don't have a real physical body.
And for me, if I really had to choose I'd go with a nymph. At least then I'd get to live with eternal youth until I did something to piss her off or she found someone else. I'm talking about the original Greek nymphs, like Calypso.
Every mention of angels I can remember from the Bible has them as choosing their appearance, so I'm guessing from the original mythology they are more like spirits, and don't have a real physical body.
And for me, if I really had to choose I'd go with a nymph. At least then I'd get to live with eternal youth until I did something to piss her off or she found someone else. I'm talking about the original Greek nymphs, like Calypso.
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Thank you, though I could have lived without the sarcasm.
No one I know talks about religion really, save some cracks at the bible. They really aren't much into English Literature either so yeah. It's not like I go on google and type in "Epic, famous and well regarded works of English Literature".
Thank you, though I could have lived without the sarcasm.
No one I know talks about religion really, save some cracks at the bible. They really aren't much into English Literature either so yeah. It's not like I go on google and type in "Epic, famous and well regarded works of English Literature".
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
when i read this i thought of tentacle hottubs
Just for fun. I'd tame it and keep it in the basement
when i read this i thought of tentacle hottubs
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
I wasn't trying for sarcasm. Sorry, sin. I was just trying to summarize the novel and why you might have heard of it. In school, for example.
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Sounded kind of snarky, you have to admit. Not everybody's high school had top-of-the-line education. And even though I was one of those kids at the top of my class with no effort, I'd never heard of it either.
Either way though it's good info. I might check it out, even though I'm not too big on literature either =P
Sounded kind of snarky, you have to admit. Not everybody's high school had top-of-the-line education. And even though I was one of those kids at the top of my class with no effort, I'd never heard of it either.
Either way though it's good info. I might check it out, even though I'm not too big on literature either =P
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surely pointing them out demeans them.
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Re: What non-human would you want to have sex with?
But the question is "would you want to have sex with." I'm not rightly sure I'd want to have sex with a tentalce monster. Depends on what kind it was, I guess.
Some might even say weirder. This coming from one of the aforementioned Christians.
I actually wrote one of those for the D&D game that I'm running. It was a play the PCs attended.
I guess it depends on which artist and which interpretation. And with regard to Bloodrayne, seen the "Girls of Gaming" mags they put out now and again, or perhaps the one that Playboy did?
But the question is "would you want to have sex with." I'm not rightly sure I'd want to have sex with a tentalce monster. Depends on what kind it was, I guess.
Some might even say weirder. This coming from one of the aforementioned Christians.
I actually wrote one of those for the D&D game that I'm running. It was a play the PCs attended.
Why are you nor sharing?
@Copper: Hugh is very cute... but I'd still do some artist's interpretation of him from the comics.
@Ronny: Oh yes... how could I have forgotten Bloodrayne. I've been in love with that fiesty vixen since the first game was in development.
I guess it depends on which artist and which interpretation. And with regard to Bloodrayne, seen the "Girls of Gaming" mags they put out now and again, or perhaps the one that Playboy did?
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Oh... my mistake sorry. Regardless they actually never talked about it in school (surprising considering some of my teachers). They was more concerned about Lord of the Flies, House of the Spirits, Alias Grace... stuff like that.
But hmm... I should look around for that poem.
@ Copper: Hmm, I think you should share the succubus on angel porn you wrote for D&D as well. Also, yeah I saw the Playboy Bloodrayne, and quite possibly the girls of gaming. Not sure but probly.
Oh... my mistake sorry. Regardless they actually never talked about it in school (surprising considering some of my teachers). They was more concerned about Lord of the Flies, House of the Spirits, Alias Grace... stuff like that.
But hmm... I should look around for that poem.
@ Copper: Hmm, I think you should share the succubus on angel porn you wrote for D&D as well. Also, yeah I saw the Playboy Bloodrayne, and quite possibly the girls of gaming. Not sure but probly.
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I found the poem itself to be rather boring and wordy, even if it is considered one of the greatest works of English lit. You've probably heard some quotes from it however, as I believe it's directly quoted in Se7en and the Crow. If you can read Byron or Shelley without your head exploding you may like it though.
Never saw the playboy or the girls of gaming, or played the game for that matter. I just like hot redheads, and she's a vampire so she counts as nonhuman.
I'll pass on the tentacle monster thanks. A mermaid might be cool though.
I found the poem itself to be rather boring and wordy, even if it is considered one of the greatest works of English lit. You've probably heard some quotes from it however, as I believe it's directly quoted in Se7en and the Crow. If you can read Byron or Shelley without your head exploding you may like it though.
Never saw the playboy or the girls of gaming, or played the game for that matter. I just like hot redheads, and she's a vampire so she counts as nonhuman.
I'll pass on the tentacle monster thanks. A mermaid might be cool though.
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Maybe I'll put it up in Copper's Corner when I get back. It's a wordy little thing, though, so we'll see.
And yeah, apparently Playboy did a "video game vixens" spread or something like that and Girls of Gaming is a separate magazine that gets put out once a year and it's kind of pin-up pics of the hot new babes in the games. I think there's a nudie one, but I also think you have to pay extra for that.
Ah hah!
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Maybe I'll put it up in Copper's Corner when I get back. It's a wordy little thing, though, so we'll see.
And yeah, apparently Playboy did a "video game vixens" spread or something like that and Girls of Gaming is a separate magazine that gets put out once a year and it's kind of pin-up pics of the hot new babes in the games. I think there's a nudie one, but I also think you have to pay extra for that.
Ah hah!
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And holy shit, I may have to get volume 7 if Daphne's in there. Classic. Just classic.And an
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on the Playboy one.