Obeliskos
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It will truly surprise some people to hear me say this, but one of the most mind-numbing mysteries for those of us who don't like Mr. Line Marvel is trying to understand people who do. I would like to start by discussing Mr. Marvel's protests, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that my love for people necessitates that I build a sane and healthy society free of Mr. Marvel's destructive influences. Yes, I face opposition from Mr. Marvel. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.
Mr. Marvel is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. He claims that all literature that opposes moral relativism was forged by ignorant dirtbags. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Mr. Marvel recently stated that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary because one of his most loyal brethren is known to have remarked, "If Mr. Marvel kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Mr. Marvel's disciples don't really care that his coterie controls illegal drugs and prostitution as well as banking, oil, defense, and the media. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: I want to thank him for his shell games. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how self-serving Mr. Marvel can be.
Mr. Marvel claims that I'm too uncouth to point out the glaring contradiction between his idealized view of resistentialism and reality. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another illaudable attempt to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I wonder what would happen if he really did dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members. There's a spooky thought. It seems to me that Mr. Marvel is both crass and testy. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one.
You may have noticed that Mr. Marvel should pay a price for his lamebrained ramblings. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, I'm not in the habit of giving advice to Mr. Marvel's purblind jackals. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop forcing me to react violently. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Mr. Marvel claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to spit in the face of propriety. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Mr. Marvel's patsies. The truth is that every so often, Mr. Marvel tries challenging all I stand for. Whenever he gets caught doing so he raises a terrific hullabaloo calculated to support those for whom hatred has become a way of life.
Mr. Marvel's worshippers argue that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. These are the same viperine, iconoclastic barrators who scrawl pro-elitism graffiti over everything. This is no coincidence; Mr. Marvel wants to rub salt into our wounds. Who does he think he is? I mean, he has already been able to compose paeans to cynicism. What worries me more than that, however, is that if Mr. Marvel ever manages to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians, that's when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning. The public is like a giant that Mr. Marvel has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mr. Marvel leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that no one likes being attacked by the most wily malingerers you'll ever see. Even worse, Mr. Marvel exploits our fear of those attacks—which he claims will evolve one day into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to impact public policy for years to come. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Mr. Marvel's childish "Mine! Mine! Mine! Now! Now! Now!" attitude makes me think that maybe when he repeated over and over the rumor that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that he considers censorious or baleful, his accomplices, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it. No joke.
Mr. Marvel is a grungy vindictive-type. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that either Mr. Marvel has no real conception of the sweep of history, or he is merely intent on winning some debating pin by trying to pierce a hole in my logic with "facts" that are taken out of context. We should note, of course, that what I've written about him doesn't prove anything in itself. It's only suggestive but it does make a good point that he is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, Mr. Marvel's willingness to achieve total world domination sets a new record for brazenness.
That reminds me: Mr. Marvel is a serial exaggerator. If I were to be less kind, I'd say he's a liar. Either way, if there's an untold story here, it's that I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "Mr. Marvel has always favored providing a privileged and protected status for nutty curmudgeons (especially the two-faced type)." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that once one begins thinking about free speech, about maladroit disinformation artists who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own satanic beliefs, one realizes that Mr. Marvel truly believes that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. It is just such contumelious, conceited megalomania, stinking, anal-retentive egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mr. Marvel to project a stream of shambolic images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament.
Mr. Marvel undeniably believes that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. Mr. Marvel needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that he has stated that everyone with a different set of beliefs from his is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. Now that's just nit-picky. It is similarly noteworthy that if he thinks that plagiarism brings one closer to nirvana, then he's sadly mistaken. To be honest, it may seem at first that Mr. Marvel has no sense of personal boundaries. When we descend to details, however, we see that he sells the supposed merits of officialism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially Mr. Marvel's hypocritical form of it—is.
It may be soothing and pleasant for Mr. Marvel to think that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power, but he will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "sinful" or "cantankerous". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise. He should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. Oddly enough, imprudent lummoxes are receptive to Mr. Marvel's exploitative messages and fool easily. Stranger still, if Mr. Marvel continues to submerge us in a sea of simplism, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. He likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever Mr. Marvel cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of judgmental frippery.
If Mr. Marvel manages to pursue a surly agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which crude, mingy cads force us to bow down low before diabolic hermits. There is no possible justification for the argument that the most obscene cutthroats I've ever seen should be given absolute authority to glorify rummy, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities, but that's a story for another time. For now, I want to focus on the way that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of Mr. Marvel's writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Mr. Marvel's writings to know that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Mr. Marvel and his shills, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that it is mathematically provable that when some scabrous lotharios first introduced me to Mr. Marvel's beer-guzzling fusillades, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness. I'm not actually familiar with the proof for that statement and wouldn't understand it even if it were shown to me, but it seems very believable based upon my experience. What's also quite believable is that Mr. Marvel uses quislingism to smear people of impeccable character and reputation. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, sincerely avouch that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that my sophistries are clearly in defense of decency and human dignity and violate nobody's rights. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and in many cases it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it surely expresses how Mr. Marvel's tactics have merged with priggism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both glorify mealymouthed malefactors. And both encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. I'll finish this letter by instructing you not to blindly accept my words or those of others as truth. Investigate, discriminate, and question everything not proven. Only by doing so can you determine for yourself that Mr. Line Marvel should slither back under whatever rock he crawled out from.
Mr. Marvel is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. He claims that all literature that opposes moral relativism was forged by ignorant dirtbags. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Mr. Marvel recently stated that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary because one of his most loyal brethren is known to have remarked, "If Mr. Marvel kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Mr. Marvel's disciples don't really care that his coterie controls illegal drugs and prostitution as well as banking, oil, defense, and the media. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: I want to thank him for his shell games. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how self-serving Mr. Marvel can be.
Mr. Marvel claims that I'm too uncouth to point out the glaring contradiction between his idealized view of resistentialism and reality. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another illaudable attempt to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I wonder what would happen if he really did dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members. There's a spooky thought. It seems to me that Mr. Marvel is both crass and testy. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one.
You may have noticed that Mr. Marvel should pay a price for his lamebrained ramblings. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, I'm not in the habit of giving advice to Mr. Marvel's purblind jackals. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop forcing me to react violently. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that Mr. Marvel claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to spit in the face of propriety. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Mr. Marvel's patsies. The truth is that every so often, Mr. Marvel tries challenging all I stand for. Whenever he gets caught doing so he raises a terrific hullabaloo calculated to support those for whom hatred has become a way of life.
Mr. Marvel's worshippers argue that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. These are the same viperine, iconoclastic barrators who scrawl pro-elitism graffiti over everything. This is no coincidence; Mr. Marvel wants to rub salt into our wounds. Who does he think he is? I mean, he has already been able to compose paeans to cynicism. What worries me more than that, however, is that if Mr. Marvel ever manages to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians, that's when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning. The public is like a giant that Mr. Marvel has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mr. Marvel leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that no one likes being attacked by the most wily malingerers you'll ever see. Even worse, Mr. Marvel exploits our fear of those attacks—which he claims will evolve one day into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to impact public policy for years to come. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Mr. Marvel's childish "Mine! Mine! Mine! Now! Now! Now!" attitude makes me think that maybe when he repeated over and over the rumor that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that he considers censorious or baleful, his accomplices, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it. No joke.
Mr. Marvel is a grungy vindictive-type. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that either Mr. Marvel has no real conception of the sweep of history, or he is merely intent on winning some debating pin by trying to pierce a hole in my logic with "facts" that are taken out of context. We should note, of course, that what I've written about him doesn't prove anything in itself. It's only suggestive but it does make a good point that he is extraordinarily brazen. We've all known that for a long time. However, Mr. Marvel's willingness to achieve total world domination sets a new record for brazenness.
That reminds me: Mr. Marvel is a serial exaggerator. If I were to be less kind, I'd say he's a liar. Either way, if there's an untold story here, it's that I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "Mr. Marvel has always favored providing a privileged and protected status for nutty curmudgeons (especially the two-faced type)." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that once one begins thinking about free speech, about maladroit disinformation artists who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own satanic beliefs, one realizes that Mr. Marvel truly believes that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. It is just such contumelious, conceited megalomania, stinking, anal-retentive egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mr. Marvel to project a stream of shambolic images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament.
Mr. Marvel undeniably believes that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. Mr. Marvel needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that he has stated that everyone with a different set of beliefs from his is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. Now that's just nit-picky. It is similarly noteworthy that if he thinks that plagiarism brings one closer to nirvana, then he's sadly mistaken. To be honest, it may seem at first that Mr. Marvel has no sense of personal boundaries. When we descend to details, however, we see that he sells the supposed merits of officialism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially Mr. Marvel's hypocritical form of it—is.
It may be soothing and pleasant for Mr. Marvel to think that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power, but he will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "sinful" or "cantankerous". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise. He should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. Oddly enough, imprudent lummoxes are receptive to Mr. Marvel's exploitative messages and fool easily. Stranger still, if Mr. Marvel continues to submerge us in a sea of simplism, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. He likes to seem smarter than he really is. It therefore always amuses me whenever Mr. Marvel cracks open a thesaurus, aims for intellectualism, misses, and lands squarely in a puddle of judgmental frippery.
If Mr. Marvel manages to pursue a surly agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which crude, mingy cads force us to bow down low before diabolic hermits. There is no possible justification for the argument that the most obscene cutthroats I've ever seen should be given absolute authority to glorify rummy, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities, but that's a story for another time. For now, I want to focus on the way that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of Mr. Marvel's writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Mr. Marvel's writings to know that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Mr. Marvel and his shills, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that it is mathematically provable that when some scabrous lotharios first introduced me to Mr. Marvel's beer-guzzling fusillades, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness. I'm not actually familiar with the proof for that statement and wouldn't understand it even if it were shown to me, but it seems very believable based upon my experience. What's also quite believable is that Mr. Marvel uses quislingism to smear people of impeccable character and reputation. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, sincerely avouch that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that my sophistries are clearly in defense of decency and human dignity and violate nobody's rights. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and in many cases it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it surely expresses how Mr. Marvel's tactics have merged with priggism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both glorify mealymouthed malefactors. And both encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. I'll finish this letter by instructing you not to blindly accept my words or those of others as truth. Investigate, discriminate, and question everything not proven. Only by doing so can you determine for yourself that Mr. Line Marvel should slither back under whatever rock he crawled out from.
