Angry Video Game Nerd Reviews

[TentanariX]

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My favorite was the castlevania marathon.

"What a horrible night to have a curse."

*music plays* No! I already reviewed that game.
*music plays* No!
*music plays* Stop.
*music plays* Stop.
*music plays* STOP!

 

[Obeliskos]

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Oh God Spoony. He is the true reviewer. Absolute best in my opinion.

You're just saying that because you take his 3 inch dick into your tight asshole while sucking off Mo.

Covered in scat, with your cock chopped off.

And a knife in your vagina.

Which you grew.

Magically.

Yeah.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Well I'm not saying I wouldn't. Especially if it's you and not Mo...

 

[Kusanagi]

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Well, I finally found a game I simply MUST play, thanks to AVGN.

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[Chibichibi]

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I love this man. LOVE. These are my favorites. xD

 

[Lucas]

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Ugh... He's just so...bleh. He uses observationalist humor in the most loose sense possible. The reviews usually amount to "Oh, and then there's this thing! And how about this thing? And then there's this other thing I don't care for!". And he'll explain it for all of one second without giving rationale for it other than his own tastes in games.

I don't understand why he ragged on Torchlight for being a point and click dungeon crawler game. It doesn't try to be anything else, it is what it is, so why make it out to be a boring game just because of that? That's like faulting the the first 3 Sonic games because all they consisted of was jumping on enemies. And yes, I know he's dubbed himself a 'professional troll' but come on. His earlier stuff was good, but really, he shouldn't have to resort to picking on a game because of the basic mechanics it uses and try to keep integrity as a real game reviewer. If the basic mechanics are simply broken (Ninjabread Man, Big Rigs, Superman 64 as examples) then feel free to say all you want. Otherwise it's just scraping the bottom of the barrel for complaints.

 

[Nunu]

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one of the things is he will often just say whether he likes a game at the very start, then regardless he will rag on it for the next five minutes.

its entertainment not a review, and he seemed to agree with me when i said that to him over a beer.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Well, so long as we're talking about reviewers, might as well mention this guy:

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So far, have only watched his game previews and reviews, but he seems pretty good.

Reviews I definitely recommend watching:

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-The man speaks the truth. It stings a little, but only because we know it's true.

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-Seems to have the best score he's given out so far in a review.

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-Nice strategy/RPG game you can buy on Steam. Definitely worth a look.

 

[gameguru777]

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I like the AVGN just because it's loud and obnoxious at times. It's funny to me. Mostly I like it though because I learn of a shitty NES game... some of them I even suffered through, it's nice seeing someone share my pain... The terrible pain of a thousand souls burning... burning... BURNING!!!

But if you want another guy to check out. Look at LordKat. Pretty funny guy. He doesn't review games as much as he gives tips on those classic old games that are a bitch to beat. He's done Battle Toads, The NES TMNT game, and Bayou Billy (Pretty much to show Spoony that it isn't impossible... just a bitch to defeat) Some of his videos are better than others. His Dragon's Lair video was pretty much "Stand here... wait... move forward, stop..." over and over. Here's his link:

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[TentanariX]

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Again I like the nerd's Castlevania Marathon.

"This game is simply a master piece I love it."

Simon gets knocked into a pit - *death music*

Then the way hi expression changes, "I never said it was easy."

 

[DarkFire1004]

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LordKat is okay. He's more of a walkthrough than a reviewer, which is strangely a more refreshing video to watch.

I actually enjoy Linkara too, even if I don't read comics.

 

[Obeliskos]

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You're just saying that because you take his 3 inch dick into your tight asshole while sucking off Mo.

Covered in scat, with your cock chopped off.

And a knife in your vagina.

Which you grew.

Magically.

Yeah.

>aduld

lolol

 

[Hentaispider]

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>aduld

lolol

Another brilliant example of your maturity...

 

[DarkFire1004]

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That was so me. I mean, I was just so angry at you with your insults that I couldn't take it anymore. I had to take action. I'm really sorry it had to come to this, but you forced me to.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Obe, stop making fun of my dexdual tyslexia or I'll neg you again

 

[Obeliskos]

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Obe, stop making fun of my dexdual tyslexia or I'll neg you again

Winner

 

[Rule 34]

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If you like Spoony you probably know Linkara as well, who is my second favourite reviewer, the first being The Spoony One (and especially Dr. Insano. He is everything I aspire to be.) His comic reviews are always funny and have spawned some pretty awesome quotes.

"Of COURSE! Don't you know anything about SCIENCE?"

And not to forget "I AM A MAN!" *punch*

Though thinking about that, that's all from one review.

 

[Kusanagi]

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lololololololololololol

ANYWAYS.

Apparently,

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is starring in a remake of

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's

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. And the movie is serious business this time.