I like my women the way I like my...

[Quartz]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my checks: left bare for me to add whatever I please.

Blinds.

 

[Copper]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my blinds, easily parted.

Camera

 

[Loveless]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my camera - stylish, attractive and always nearby.

Marbles.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my marbles: with me losing em after I use em.

snow boots

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my snow boots, covered in leather and wrapped around my feet to keep me warm.

Tofu

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Tofu, a tasty alternative to meat.

In keeping with the food theme: Ice cream

 

[Loveless]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my ice cream - always there to cool me down when I feel hot.

Soufflé!

 

[Incubus]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Soufflé, high class.

Cabbage

 

[Roksys]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cabbage: soaked, over my stove, not being eaten by me, and not at all cabbage. X)

Adamantium

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my adamantium, inside me.


napkins

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my napkins, sopping wet with cast off juices

Doorframe

 

[Incubus]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my doorframe; something I have to squeeze through.*

* No, I'm not huge. I'm storing a dead mattress behind my door, so I actually have to squeeze into my room at the moment. Although one could make an argument I don't really much like squeezing into my room...

Flexibility

 

[Yagyu Munenori]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my flexibility: Making me want to do weird things.

llama

 

[Incubus]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Llama:

Spoiler

Chopsticks

 

[OAMP]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my chopsticks: Thin and always coming in twos.

Basement

 

[Ili]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my basement.
Full of murderous intent.

COMICS

 

[Rule 34]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cartoons: With ink. (as in tattoos)

Country Music

 

[Cappy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my country music: Silenced

Spoiler

Clown Make-up

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my clown makeup, spread out all over my face.

exhaust pipe

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my exhaust pipe; smoking hot

snow