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Welcome conker, mind the gap.
 

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Not gonna lie, I lol'd at some of the responses :eek:
 

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Don't worry inc, I don't think she's my type either

Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:hell to the no
 

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Was I the only one that first read Conkerblah's name as Cockblock?
 

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Ergh... I suppose since I've never officially introduced myself I should post something here for, I dunno, Posterity or somethin'


Name: Alright, ya sarcastic bastard. It's actually Zachariah.
Screenname / Nicknames:None that I know of but you never know what people call you behind your back.
Age:24
Gender:Male
Current Country of Residence: US

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color: Very dark brown
Hair length: To shoulders
Cock: Will only be revealed at more private junctures
Glasses: Yes
Features: Roundish face, not a too-big nose but not tiny either and I have pothead eyes despite never smoking anything
Height: I think somewhere around 5'4" but I'm too lazy to check


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: brown
Hair color: Yellowish blonde
Hair length: Upper back
Ears: Erm.. Smallish?
Cock: Eh, I'm not a greedy man.
Tail: Oh fuck no.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No.
Glasses: Yes and they would be those cute small ones too!
Features: Haven't been able to decide
Height:4'7"
Cyclops: Nah.
Skin: Eh, a good palish white will do me.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Don't know
My Fears: Spider, Snakes, Water on my face(due to very young water traumatization) and the empty void of death.
Common Utterances: I always say please and thank you.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty.
Bad Habits: chewing off the skin around my fingernails and my lips.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Aggressively racist people(calmly racist people aren't that bad because they were just raised that way and might not even realize that they are.
2) My own extreme laziness
3) The constant buildup of grease on my nose that makes my glasses feel nasty when they slide.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't read manga
Other manga of interest: See above answer
Video game series: Hmm. A cross between the Jak&Daxter series and the Ratchet and Clank series.
TV Show: Scrubs.
Anime: Fullmetal alchemist.
Webcomic: Fans.
Drink: Pepsi
Shoe: My winter boots!
Hat: I have no idea what this hat I'm currently wearing is called but it is my favorite!
Color: I'm torn between green and blue.
Music Genre: Eh, I don't like genres. I just like whatever i feel like listening to.
Internet Meme: I am disappoint.

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: More then I should.
Flip out and kill people: Nah, I couldn't stand to kill anyone. Not even assholes. Would beat em up, though!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No way, It's way too hard!
Knit scarves for orphans: Not right now BUT! I plan on learning how to knit eventually and if I have spare time to knit I probably would.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I actually might collect some plushes if I wasn't so damn BROKE!
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Well seeing as I have no idea what a hikikomori IS I can't say.
Have furry leanings?: Nah, I like a little bit of the porn but that's it.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Actually I can a very small bit! like I'll get this weird tiny vision of me doing or thinking something and then YEARS later I'll do it and it gives me massive deja'vu! (Mind you it's not actually useful in the slightest. :/)
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I've never seen the movies but seeing as it involves driving an extremely sweet-ass car I'd say yes!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Oh man, I cant remember! Though I suppose I stay because it gives me something to read.
Random trivia: Did you know that if you don't shit for a week that when you finally do it hurts like FUCK? Cuz it does!
 
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name:Gary Corwell
I thought it was forbidden for AIs to have "real" or real-sounding names...
 

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Anime: Fullmetal alchemist.
>:-|

You say you don't read manga yet your favourite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist? I should slap you for fav'ing it yet not reading the awesomeness that is the manga. You best at least prefer Brotherhood over the first anime. And yes, my avatar is my current expression for this nonsense.
 

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And yes, my avatar is my current expression for this nonsense.
Unsuspecting and about to get strangled?
 

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Well, he's about to get strangled by a very angry me if he doesn't choose the correct answer.
 

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Now now, I'll Clarify. I don't watch anime but when I was younger I did but even then not much, and of what I did skim-watch fullmetal was what I liked the most. I have never fully followed an anime. whether the fullmetal I watched was first or brotherhood I have no idea!
 

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Well if it was years ago then it would've been the first anime of FMA. Which, while it was decent, it cannot compare to the manga and the FMA: Brotherhood.
 

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If I ever start watching anime again I promise brotherhood will be the first on my list. ;]
 

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If you don't know what a hikikimori is, the second on that list should definitely be
"Welcome to the NHK".

Very entertaining to watch, and it reminded me a little too much of myself from when I was in England.
 

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Oh god that anime could be depressing at some points. Got to say, you've got good taste in anime.
 

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I am thoroughly confused by what just transpired here...and if I've offended anyone I do apologize. I was drinking when I posted. Anywho yeah thanks for the warm welcome this is actually the first forum I've joined.
 
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it is part of the mantra here to go off topic, and you've not offended anyone we are just saying words.

except possibly for cappy, who was saying you may not get along with him as he is a stupid person with a big mouth who hates. which is fair warning.
 
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