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Did someone abscond with the Earl Grey? Perhaps that is why individuals of high calibre ceased perusing this topic.
 
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I daresay this thread was fraught with naught but charlatans from the very onset!
 
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Yo dawgs I gatta take a shit yall. Got a pissa up in heya? Nah? Ight ill shiat here yall.

huuuunnnggggffffffff

*pant pant pant*

HUUNNNGGGFFF!!

*wipes sweat from majestic brow*

*HUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFFFFF*

*ploppitty plop plop* *sighs*

Ahhhh... Thanks yall, I'm ganna split.

*wipes ass*
*Leaves topic*
 
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. . .
If you'll excuse me, I must use the telly.

*calls in a hit on toast*
 
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* Monical breaks in half and falls off *
Dear... God!
There is... There is human Feces all over the topic!!
Oh lord! The smell and look... Its horrible!
W-Woods worth!
Get in here and clean this up!
Someone do something!
 
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*Cleans topic with magic*

Ho, ho, ho! Nothing like a spot-on right bit o'magic, eh?
 
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* Runs back into topic*

Shit yall, I need to shit again!
Wow, yall cleaned mah shit?
Ight, thats kool.

* Gets naked *

Huunn

HUUUNNNN

HUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGAAA

*pant pant, catches breath*

HUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGODAMMIT!

*plop*

ahhhhhh

Much better.... =D
I'm out of toilet paper dawgs...

*wipes ass with this topic*
*Leaves topic*
 
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Darn tribals...
I tell you we have to do something about them or there will be hell to pay.
 
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We are the British dear
 
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My dear, who did you think you were? A damn Yank?! Hur Hur Hur!
 
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Scotty, we need more power!
 
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Oh, is that one of those new-fangled steam engines? What WILL they think of next!
 
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GOOD LORD!
Never heard of the steam engine?
You are quite behind the times ma'am, perhapes you should go back to school and relearn this new socity!
 
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I believe I heard of a man trying to make a propulsion machine by placing a fair amount of very combustible material in an enclosed space, and blowing it up. All this placed right next to the conductor.
I'll be the first to say that there's no way I'll be seen anywhere near this death trap.
 
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That's preposterous! Why, that is almost as absurd as the notion of a machine that slices bread automatically!
 
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Why I believe that your imagination has been running loose again. A machine that slices bread automatically; that will be the day.
 
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