Re: Birthdays
It is my birthday. I request a robotic dog, a replica of an atoll for my turtle, and about $350.65 in digital or physical money.
Oh, and hugs are welcome this day too.
Since I am wasted unsurprisingly again at this time of week and day (don't judge me, got a nice scar for my last mistake) you should feel honored that
1) I took my time for you and feel to share my tremendous urge to congratulate you, and
2) that I spell checked this post (which has been a hassle).
Anyway, although I assume that you are a fat fuck in your late 40s that gets of on reactions of the young'uns (kidding) I do generally enjoy your posts and your opinions, be they ever so "special". So concider this: Although it took me like 30 min till now (reason see above; I have corrected this sentence twice up to this point, remember: English is my second language only for you!) I just want to say that I do find your posts enjoyable enough to take my time to congratulate you in a very special ( since I don't do this for everyone), and personal, way on your own special day.
Fuck you for making me do this. I feel so gay right now. Burn in robot hell.