Re: Bondage Corner
Ginger in an orifice. I found it by mistake
Funny story. You guys ever have ginger beer? It's like ginger ale times 10. You almost have to have it with a chaser. I'm serious, don't drink it unless you're trying to get rid of double pneumonia. So I was really sick one day and I started looking up ginger trying to figure out why it burns your sinuses out so well.
So traversing across a page about it, (and this is before I started looking into the socially-viewed 'morally corrupt culture of pornography and deviant sex') one of the notes on other usage just said "In (blah blah era) owners of horses would insert ginger into their horses rectum" and there was absolutely no explanation, just a link. So me being the oh-so curious young man I am, clicked it, and the page it took me to wasn't horses but a full on bondage-intro on figging and how it's used in the Victorian era as a way to get a submissive to learn to not clench their cheeks when being spanked.
Anyway, it turns out, they put ginger into an old horses ass before selling it so it trotted around to make it look younger and perhaps in heat. More chance of getting a better deal.
Still a perfect explanation of the situation we (probably) all have been through, where we find something our friends find disturbing and we have to explain how the hell we came across it without being weird.
Kinda like how I was trying to hit up my facebook, but the page refreshed itself while I had "fac" in the URL so it defaulted to my google search when I hit "e" and the first saved search result was "Erotophonophila" which is supposedly, sexual excitement from killing, which I never remember looking up in the first place
I was probably looking for images I could put as my friends desktop when he leaves his computer alone, he hates when I do that. But it's just so funny to sit in my room and hears the screams of this kid upon returning to his, now, guro desktop