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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

Objection! The semantics brought into the attention of this court have nothing to do with the case.
Order order! Hookers statement is true. We must proceed with the trial. Cappy, let the defendant state the website and reason for his non fapping.
 

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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

I'M SO CONFUSED! What do you mean state the website?
 

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The alleged "Non-Fapper" has been called to court for, *Picks up official looking papers*, "Not masturbating, at a hentai site, on three charges." *
This is what I mean. The charges you have been accused for. Unless.... Cappy is making up the fact that you were looking at a website, when if fact you weren't at the time? Because if you weren't looking at a website, then there is no required fapping.
 

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I would like to move this conversation as a piece of evidence. Evidence of how little this website can be considered a hentai forum. Sponge himself was confused that this is what we were even talking about.
Sponge, the website in question is the very one we're on. He's claiming that because I'm here, I should be masturbating.
 
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I would like to move this conversation as a piece of evidence. Evidence of how little this website can be considered a hentai forum. Sponge himself was confused that this is what we were even talking about.
Sponge, the website in question is the very one we're on. He's claiming that because I'm here, I should be masturbating.
No you see, this is a hentai site in origin, although it has grown into much more than that, to be honest I don't go to the hentai section anymore anyways, not unless it's to re-confirm information I already have, or if I feel like checking if anything interesting may have come up.

However, still, this is a generally perverted place to be, a majority of the Role-Playing is perverted, the hentai is perverted, I like to think that a majority of the users are perverted, and as has been displayed by me in this very thread, logic is perverted (My own), it may be a minor crime to not be quite the same, and abit less perverse, but it still demands judgement of a certain degree! Pointing and laughing would suffice for me as a lawyer, for a verdict.
 

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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

Overruled, there is to be no pointing or laughing. Just because one is on a site that is the origin of hentai as you say, all perverts are not required to fap in this forum. It's highly encouraged, but it's not forbidden. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to appeal to a an audience with other things than just hentai. If Toxic doesn't choose to look at the hentai links provided, fapping isn't required.
 
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Overruled, there is to be no pointing or laughing. Just because one is on a site that is the origin of hentai as you say, all perverts are not required to fap in this forum. It's highly encouraged, but it's not forbidden. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to appeal to a an audience with other things than just hentai. If Toxic doesn't choose to look at the hentai links provided, fapping isn't required.
But you see your honour, it may not be required, but it is still frowned upon not to, especially when it forbids the use of jokes involving masturbation, which is what brought me to this courtroom today.
 

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Knowing that I'll probably still win this argument, I'd like to bring up the fact that I indeed do peruse the hentai games section. I'll let you all stew on that and make your own accusations before I shut them down.
 
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Knowing that I'll probably still win this argument, I'd like to bring up the fact that I indeed do peruse the hentai games section. I'll let you all stew on that and make your own accusations before I shut them down.
Right then, what do you use it for, and why, details are required for evidence, I call you to the stand.
 

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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

I play the games to see if I can provide any info on them. Unlike most people, I can play porn games two-handed ;)
 

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I play the games to see if I can provide any info on them. Unlike most people, I can play porn games two-handed ;)
I can play them two handed. I don't think I've ever masturbated while surfing this forum. Cappy's case seems to be him just wanting the ability to make masturbation jokes, for it's not actually frowned upon to not masturbate here.
 

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I play the games to see if I can provide any info on them. Unlike most people, I can play porn games two-handed ;)
Agreed. I've played some hentai games that I actually enjoy because of gameplay instead of hentai content. I find that fapping is not necessary to enjoy said product.

With the Accusing lacking any solid evidence for his claim, the court must rule in favor of the defendent, Toxic.

Court adjourned. *pounds his gavel twice*
 

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With the Accusing lacking any solid evidence for his claim, the court must rule in favor of the defendent, Toxic.
MUHUHAHAHA
*cums all over the jury*
 

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MUHUHAHAHA
*cums all over the jury*
*eyebrows* You do know that in my court I can still hold you in contempt right? That was very unnecessary.
 

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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

You're a sponge. Go pick it up.
 

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Re: Cappy Sues Toxicshock

Hell no. I'm the judge, not the janitor. *leaves the court room*
 

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Hear that Dark? Get to your janitorial duties.
 
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