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I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...I'm so glad I'm not a man. You guys do some of the DUMBEST shit.
Not saying that us girls aren't a bit loose in the head now and then, but you guys take the cake more often than not.
I know who was bragging about using a beer bottle, because it had ridges, right infront of a group of nuns at her Catholic high school.I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...
I KNOW HER!I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...
You probly cooked the hotdog for her.I KNOW HER!
I dunno... I know a chick who masturbated with a cooked hotdog...
Like I said, we've got our own issues too - although technically both of those items could be viably used as dildo material. Not that they necessarily should, but they can be - the hot dog would be roughly the right shape and temperature, without the spitting, and the bottle, well...ridges, yeah.I know who was bragging about using a beer bottle, because it had ridges, right infront of a group of nuns at her Catholic high school.
No, you can still get a plastic bottle stuck, too, it's just *easier* to then make a hole in it to relieve some of the vaccuum and thus makes it easier to get off, as opposed to having to, say, break a glass beer bottle.I don't know if I heard it here, but I think I heard of a guy who had some of his anal lining eaten at by the eel he inserted.
So you're saying, it's ok if the bottle is plastic, and you poke a bunch of holes in the bottom, like you had a pet in there or something?
Which one? I know of at least two occurrences of this, both in China:I don't know if I heard it here, but I think I heard of a guy who had some of his anal lining eaten at by the eel he inserted.