Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

[Shrike7]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

i did not destroy his desk, there's just a six-inch circular jigsaw puzzle cut out of it now Use it to hold a plant or something

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

I think that Grave nearly split it in half when he got pissed off. As for the soup, if Grave is first, Copper may not find enough ingredients.

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Fine, fine. Leave me enough to suck through a straw...

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Heh. I got a whole show ready that involves claws, spikes, other sharp objects and a warhammer.

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

I've got a better one involving 6 feet of rubber tubing, a lot of lubricant, and a yak.

(+rep if you can name *that* reference)

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Shit! I *know* that one! Dammit!

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

I've got a better one involving 6 feet of rubber tubing, a lot of lubricant, and a yak.

(+rep if you can name *that* reference)

That's sick.

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Indeed it is, which is why that is the only description given for the experiment those are used in. (And for the record, Shrike, I think it's just "a length" of rubber tubing, but 6 ft. sounds better...and is also a measurement used in the same...wherever that came from.)

 

[SiphonTalvesh]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Shrike, Sparky or Siphon could pick it up easy enough unless Tsuki knew how to control random thoughts from escaping when near them.


lol @ John, yeah I have an idea just not sure if I'm going to do that yet or not.


I suppose I should have Siphon seek out Tsuki before he heads out, he'll know now thanks to Sparky and wants a few words with her.

 

[Tsuki]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

She's obviously going to have issues, so it wouldn't be hard to pick up, I'm sure.

Alternatively, if you wanted to kill him, you tie him up and put a wooden box, with one side open against his stomach. Put a rat inside. Then light the box on fire! The rat will dig through the easiest way out to get away from the fire!
Another way would be to put him over some growing bamboo. Heheh

 

[SiphonTalvesh]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

You really don't want to know Wraith torture methods lol. Or my own :O

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

She's obviously going to have issues, so it wouldn't be hard to pick up, I'm sure.

Alternatively, if you wanted to kill him, you tie him up and put a wooden box, with one side open against his stomach. Put a rat inside. Then light the box on fire! The rat will dig through the easiest way out to get away from the fire!
Another way would be to put him over some growing bamboo. Heheh

Tsuki? Do you read the Chronicles of the Necromancer?

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Shrike, Sparky or Siphon could pick it up easy enough unless Tsuki knew how to control random thoughts from escaping when near them.


lol @ John, yeah I have an idea just not sure if I'm going to do that yet or not.


I suppose I should have Siphon seek out Tsuki before he heads out, he'll know now thanks to Sparky and wants a few words with her.

Shrike does her best to ignore all the random shit that floats out of people's heads, out of courtesy

 

[Tsuki]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Nope, I don't copper. Never heard of it.

Heading out later today. Siphon, you can just leave the apartment or whatever. Don't really need to stick around. Have fun you guys! I'll post if I can, but no guarantees. If I can't, I'll be out a month, but the weekend is the guaranteed amount of time I'll be out. See yas~

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Have fun, Tsuki! And the reason I ask is that one of the big-bads in the book is said to have discovered a new "favorite" way of torturing someone, and it was exactly that. (Although I think it was with a bucket and coals, but same thing.)

 

[Host]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Ah, afraid you're confusing universes Shrike. The one you're thinking of is Sinful Wolf's Lurker Wars's Aika - DULMF has a different set of history and things, where Aika is a perfectly mobile person.

 

[Shrike7]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Good enough for me, forget I said anything

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Hey, Copper. You can assume that Grave slept through your meeting with Siphon.

 

[Copper]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Also part of the reason she stepped out, so as not to disturb him. I just wonder what he'd think after the "bad time?" question and seeing Grave there, too *laughs*

 

[cross_grave]

Re: Defend ULMF! (Sign-up and OOC)

Yeah... That could end ugly...