Re: Wolf's Dungeon
Shit snatcher monster?
A while back, I was the manager for a bunch of local swimming pools.
One afternoon as I pull into the parking lot of one of these pools, I notice a police cruiser, lights on, parked out front. I walk inside and see a cop. He gestures at the pool and tells me "sorry buddy, they're closing up early today."
"I'm the manager", I told him. "Why am I closing early, exactly?"
"Doo doo."
"Wait, seriously? Somebody dropped one in the pool
again? That's the third time this week."
"Yeah, that ain't a coincidence. You fire anybody recently?"
I had. "Uh, yeah. A lifeguard kept showing up late, so I replaced him. Why?"
The cop's partner grinned. "Well," he said, "we got an anonymous caller this morning, claiming he'd thrown his shit into one of the pools in this area. We've actually gotten one every morning this week, and have just ignored them up until now."
"Wait, how do you know it's the same guy?"
The older cop was smiling now, too. "Each time, he's referred to himself as
The Poop Bandit, and swore he would strike again."
They never caught the poop bandit.