Re: Exotic Exponent - A Pokégirls Self-insert
I don't like this forum's poll software. I have to start a new thread to make a new poll. Doesn't matter for this anyway, as I prefer to read everyone's comments and observations.
Decision Made: Help Markus figure out how to get Venessa in a Pokéball.
I figure I may as well help the poor kid, but spoon feeding him the answer would encourage him to look to others for answers. That's a habit that would keep him from being successful. I lean in a bit closer to him before trying to explain.
"Bit of a puzzle we got here..." I comment in faux bewilderment, "It's not like there's any other kind of Pokégirl that can't be capture at all either."
To my disappointment Markus nods his head in agreement. Maggie, on the other hand, seams to get more excited, tapping on Markus' shoulder then putting her hand to her forehead and pointing up. Markus looks at her completely dumbfounded, but luckily Venessa understands. "A Unicorn," she says, frowning at her brother.
"Oh, yeah," Markus says, as if suddenly discovering the truth of the universe. "You can't capture one without their permission. They run too fast."
"No, Markus. That's Sonicas," his sister corrects. "Unicorns have a magic anti-capture field. Are you thinking I have one?" she enquires, turning to me. "I don't feel it."
"Yep. I've heard stories about uncapturable Kamichus. One of them even claimed weird circumstances would pop up to prevent this one Kamichu from being capture, like falling potted plants, or random cross breezes, or the guy with the ball bursting into flames." Markus' eyes widen in fear. "I think it this the anti-capture effect makes the balls consider you an inanimate object. Which means there's no chance of you making a Magmammary impression, Markus."
"OK. So then Venessa has an anti-capture ability. What do I do?" he asks me. Maggie suddenly has a sinister grin, as her vines slowly wave up in the air in a serpent dance. I shake my head at her, and she pouts as her vines droop.
"Venessa has an anti-capture magic like a Unicorn, and you can't capture one unless she lets you. So what would you do if Venessa was a Unicorn?" I ask.
He takes a few moments thinking before it finally clicks. Her turns to Venessa, and holds out a shrunken Pokéball. "Um, Venessa. I'm a nice guy. Would you like to join my harem?"
Venessa sighs as she takes the ball from him, expanding it and touching it to her palm. "Fine. This is dumb. What makes you thi-" she begins as the red light engulfs her. The Pokéball drops to the ground, and the red light blinks several times, indicating a successful capture.
"Hey! It worked," Markus exclaimed, reaching down to release Venessa.
"Congratulations, Markus. You've caught your first Pokégirl."
After Venessa rematerializes, she declares "I don't like it in there. Promise not to put me in it unless I'm really hurt, okay?"
Markus agrees, and we trade com numbers, before I leave for the PokéCenter. "Smell ya later!" I declare, waving back to them.
Minutes later, I'm at the front counter, handing the cheerful NurseJoy four Pokéballs. "I'd like them all put through a healing cycle, and the Bunnygirl, the Titacool and the Naga put through a level 3 conditioning cycle as well, please," I request.
"Certainly," she answers. "This will only take few minutes." I nod in thanks, causing her smile to brighten, before I take a seat, using the time to consider what to do with my captures. What to do about the ferals? On the one hand, Sunset is my only girl. On the other hand, I'm completely broke. No food, just the clothes on my back, and a belt full of Pokégirls.
- Decision: After Sunset is all patched up, what do I do?
- Tamer her. She did as I asked, and she seams to only want sex in return.
- Spend some time talking to her. Get to know her and her you. You don't just want a slave.
- Tame her, and then have her help me tame any of the ferals I decide to keep.
- Just have her help me tame the ferals I keep. Don't want to spoil her.
- Head out and hunt for more ferals. I really needs the mula.
- The Black Naga: She's Rare, which means worth a quite a bit, and her evolved forms can be useful. But she's also likely a lesbian.
- Try to tame her. If she's a lesbian, follow up with another choice.
- Send her through a level 4 conditioning cycle to make her bi-sexual, then tame her.
- Sell her for money.
- Put her up on Pok-E-bay for a trade. A more suitable girl may be available, or even a useful item.
- Offer her to Markus next time we meet, then follow up with another choice if he refuses.
- The Titacool: an Uncommon, so not worth too much. She is also water reliant and will dry up quickly when outside her ball. That said, her two evolved forms are kind good, the Titacruel being stronger. But she'll also be very aggressive, sexually.
- Tame her. We want to use her for tentacle rape later.
- Sell her for money.
- Put her up on Pok-E-bay for a trade.
- Offer her to Markus next time we meet, then follow up with another choice if he refuses.
- The Bunnygirl: A common Pokégirl. Not very useful as a domestic, due to her clumsiness and likely being airhead. But any girl can be strong with enough effort, and many of her evolutions are wonderful and dynamic additions to a team.
- Tame her. I like horny bunnies, don't you?
- Sell her for money. It won't be much, but it'll get me some Pokéchow. I can eat Pokéchow, right?
- Put her up on Pok-E-bay for a trade. Maybe someone will offer me an Ingeneu!
- Offer her to Markus next time we meet. They'll make a cute couple.
