Forum Court Cases!

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

but if you aren't suing then why is it on court?

 

[aika]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Because it is.

If the court rules that Darkfire is a woman, then Darkfire is officially a woman.

 

[Nunu]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

yes i shall sue darkfire for being a woman

i choose pale, pbird and penguin as my lawyers (as being the person that i am i naturaly have access to more than one lawyer)

i request that the judge be onikain

 

[Momiji]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Excellent. And if Obe joins us, we'll get to rape Burrito!

I can probably take the place of Obe if he doesn't want to..

 

[SirOni]

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I accept being the judge for Nunu's case, though the case would be pointless cos I know he's a bloke

 

[Nunu]

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oni, you have to be impartial, look at the facts presented to you in the case and make your decision from there. but if your not willing to do that i can find another judge

 

[DarkFire1004]

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B-but. That's not fair. There's no way I'd win. EVERYBODY would agree with you on account of:

1. You're admin.

2. They hate me.

3. You're admin and they hate me.

 

[Nunu]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

to back out now is to admit defeat, pick your attorney dark.

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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Tell ya what. I'll judge the case, DarkFire. Impartiality on the grounds that I don't give a flying rat shit one way or the other as to someone's gender.

 

[Nunu]

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i don't know that doesn't seem lulzy enough.

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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Perhaps you could consider delaying the case, until the one I'm currently dealing with is done, then based your decision off of the outcome of that.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Ah nutter...

I'd like Momiji to represent me in my case... Fat lot of help that'll do.

 

[Momiji]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Ah nutter...

I'd like Momiji to represent me in my case... Fat lot of help that'll do.

Dude, I have the same problems you have.
1.Nunu is an admin, and can ban me sunny side up.
2.Everyone in this forum fucking hates me.

I think you're better off trying to unban super(gayass)sonic and getting him to be your (shitty) lawyer.

 

[ToxicShock]

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If we do delay for wolf to finish, I could defend you.

I mean, I don't know how everyone feels about me, but I have the advantage of not really caring. Plus, admin or not, Nunu loves me.
Right nunu? <3

 

[Nunu]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

i like momiji more than i do you toxic.

also i'm not going to ban anyone, just if you earn my ire i get to use my imagination.

 

[Momiji]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

i like momiji more than i do you toxic.

also i'm not going to ban anyone, just if you earn my ire i get to use my imagination.

Total fucking liez. How many fights have I gotten into? I questioned Aika's choice of making you admin, I've complained about the forum's fight over your goddamn gender, I've complained about your choices more than once, and basically, I'm a rebellious bastard from hell.

...

OH SHI-

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Mo. I'm picking you as my lawyer BECAUSE together, we can fail hard.

 

[Nunu]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Total fucking liez. How many fights have I gotten into? I questioned Aika's choice of making you admin, I've complained about the forum's fight over your goddamn gender, I've complained about your choices more than once, and basically, I'm a rebellious bastard from hell.

...

OH SHI-

the nunu acknowledges that every community needs assholes. and if your going to be said asshole, mo, i think we could do a damn sight worse. we need people to question the decisions of management so management doesn't get complacent, also i complained over the fight over my gender as well and if people didn't complain about the way i ran things i wouldn't be able to change how i operate to better suit the populace (i have even started working on my capitalization for you, except in this post i left them all out on purpose).

also you just looked so gosh darn cute in that tutu

 

[dmronny]

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I'm willing to work as a judge in any case that still needs one if anyone wants.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

I got so confused cuz my regular gamer tag is shortened to mo. Plus I'm stupid