Forum Court Cases!

[Momiji]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

My nickname is Mo, goddammit, you stealing motherfucker. YOU WANT TO GO!?!??! COME ON, BITCHNIGGA!! BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!

 

[Obeliskos]

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DAMN IT I LOST THE GAME AGAIN

/offtopic

 

[Nunu]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

okay so darks defense can be a mo/obi gestalt, against pale, pbrid and penguin with an as of yet undetermined judge.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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My lawyers are the best in the state! You have no chance, Nunu!

It's like having Wright and Edgeworth on the same team!

 

[Nunu]

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i think your forgetting how likely they are to turn on you for the lulz

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Oh, so you are doing it for teh lulz huh?

 

[Pale]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

yes i shall sue darkfire for being a woman

i choose pale, pbird and penguin as my lawyers (as being the person that i am i naturaly have access to more than one lawyer)

i request that the judge be onikain

....So we're suing to establish the fact that DarkFire is, irreparably, a woman? Sounds good to me. .

P

 

[lurker]

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Now if there is any more stock footage of old women clapping I will have to clear the court!

 

[garfield751]

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i want to be the bailiff

 

[Caulder]

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Fine. If we're gonna have a court case, then I'll represent myself. I am an attorney, after all

 

[Momiji]

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My lawyers are the best in the state! You have no chance, Nunu!

It's like having Wright and Edgeworth on the same team!

All that would do is argue.

...

Oh wait..

 

[DarkFire1004]

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i think your forgetting how likely they are to turn on you for the lulz

That's kinda what I was expecting. Ah well.

 

[Momiji]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

That's kinda what I was expecting. Ah well.

Don't worry, we'll turn on you if you fuck up. ONCE. WE'RE GIVING YOU ONE FUCKING CHANCE, DON'T FUCK THIS UP BITCH.

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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Nunu, since you've actually started your case against DarkFire, might I ask if you've actually decided on a judge, or are just going to wing it?

 

[Momiji]

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I think I just fucked that case up already.

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

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Well, statements can be retracted.

 

[Momiji]

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Well, statements can be retracted.

Who said I wanted to retract my statement?

 

[Obeliskos]

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I think I just fucked that case up already.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING YOU FUCKED

LOLZ

 

[ShadowWolfSBI]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Well, it's time for me to be a smart-ass...

You could retract the statement, and change the plea to "No Contest". I'd have to ask my primary legal contact, but I believe that would mean that you've stated that the evidence is so overwhelming that there's no way any defense could alter the outcome.

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: Forum Court Cases!

Mo's a virgin, Obe! He's fucked nothing!