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Gatorbait

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

I'd be willing to judge if any cases come up for the lulz.
 

Obeliskos

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

WRONG, BITCH, I FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Let's think about this,

1) DarkFire has to be 18+
2) Unless his mom was a whore, she probably had him when she was 25 or so
3) 25 + 18

Congratulations, you fucked a 43+ year old! :D
 

Nunu

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

gatorbait you can judge my case against darkfire.
 

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No contest, or "Nolo contendere" has the same result as a guilty plea bargin but in a way doesn't go on your record so in the future they can say they were "never found guilty" of a crime.

Yay intro to crim.
 

ShadowWolfSBI

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Ah, thanks.
 

DarkFire1004

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With the direction the court is going in that case, I don't think you'll be needed very much to give a verdict...
 

Caulder

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

Gatorbait, I need you to judge my case against Dark, Obe, and Toxic. Anyone want to be my attorney?
 

Momiji

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I'd rather be their attorney...
 

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I for one cannot believe he'd put a case against us.
I also believe there is no real case to be had.
Third, maybe Rule34 should be included considering the signature.
I also feel I am perfectly capable of representing myself and would like to request an entirely separate trial from the others.
 

Caulder

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

Why do you think I am not able to put together a case?
 

DarkFire1004

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So we all should have a seperate case, each one kicking Burrito's ass some way or another? Brilliant!
 

Caulder

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Darkfire, your case will be easiest. I just bring forth EXHIBIT W
 

ToxicShock

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Why do you think I am not able to put together a case?
Because, if anything, we would be suing each other.
No harm or detriment was done to you so you wouldn't really be a "defendant" just "the jackass who pointed out the fight"
 

Caulder

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Because, if anything, we would be suing each other.
No harm or detriment was done to you so you wouldn't really be a "defendant" just "the jackass who pointed out the fight"
Damn right I'm the jackass who pointed it out. I hate fights on forums. They always lead to flamewars or Spam-O-Matic actions

EDIT: Fuck it. People always say "If you can't beat em, join em". Might as well
 
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ToxicShock

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Now all three of us are suing you for ruining our copyrighted sig fight, no one invited you and you offered no creative skill to the process
 

Caulder

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Re: Forum Court Cases!

Hey, I never saw any copyright law stipulating that I was not allowed to post whatever I wanted in my sig. Besides, I have a right to say whatever the hell I want in my sig, so the law is on my side.
 
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