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My nickname is Mo, goddammit, you stealing motherfucker. YOU WANT TO GO!?!??! COME ON, BITCHNIGGA!! BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!
 
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DAMN IT I LOST THE GAME AGAIN

/offtopic
 
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okay so darks defense can be a mo/obi gestalt, against pale, pbrid and penguin with an as of yet undetermined judge.
 
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My lawyers are the best in the state! You have no chance, Nunu!

It's like having Wright and Edgeworth on the same team!
 
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i think your forgetting how likely they are to turn on you for the lulz
 
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Oh, so you are doing it for teh lulz huh?
 
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yes i shall sue darkfire for being a woman

i choose pale, pbird and penguin as my lawyers (as being the person that i am i naturaly have access to more than one lawyer)

i request that the judge be onikain


....So we're suing to establish the fact that DarkFire is, irreparably, a woman? Sounds good to me. :p.

P
 
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Now if there is any more stock footage of old women clapping I will have to clear the court!
 
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Fine. If we're gonna have a court case, then I'll represent myself. I am an attorney, after all
 
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i think your forgetting how likely they are to turn on you for the lulz

That's kinda what I was expecting. Ah well.
 
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Nunu, since you've actually started your case against DarkFire, might I ask if you've actually decided on a judge, or are just going to wing it?
 
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I think I just fucked that case up already.
 
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Well, statements can be retracted.
 
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Well, it's time for me to be a smart-ass...

You could retract the statement, and change the plea to "No Contest". I'd have to ask my primary legal contact, but I believe that would mean that you've stated that the evidence is so overwhelming that there's no way any defense could alter the outcome.
 
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Mo's a virgin, Obe! He's fucked nothing!
 
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