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Pokemon SoulSilver... Get it. Immediately.
Really? Because I'm a gamer publicly and I'm not a virgin. Also, why should anyone care about what some asinine dipshits (read: people like you) think? If they enjoy it, good for them. Especially if they aren't ashamed of it just because people who don't like it mock them.
Shut the fuck up! All of my fucking permavirgin friends are fucking getting pokemon and that shitty pokewalker thing. Think about this, I never show off that I game a shitload in public and I have a girlfriend. None of my friends do and they talk about guild wars and pokemon no matter where they are or who they're with. Do you see where they're fucking going wrong!?
DOES YOUR FUCKING LEVEL 16 TOTODILE MAKE YOU LESS OF A VIRGIN? NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
SOULSILVER IS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING POKEMON GAME EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HUMANITY IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DISCRIMINATIVE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE THAT THEY PLAY AND ENJOY POKEMON GAMES. IT ISN'T GODDAMN COOL ANYMORE. KILL YOURSELF.
That, or just stop telling me to get it so that you can trade pokemans with your fellow permavirgins, I don't care. Fuck, I skipped out on going to my friend's house because they said all they'd do is talk about goddamn fucking pokemon. Like a DotA lan party, except more faggotry all around.
Damn. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to playing TF2.
Have a crossover: give the pokemon guns.
Shut the fuck up! All of my fucking permavirgin friends are fucking getting pokemon and that shitty pokewalker thing. Think about this, I never show off that I game a shitload in public and I have a girlfriend. None of my friends do and they talk about guild wars and pokemon no matter where they are or who they're with. Do you see where they're fucking going wrong!?
DOES YOUR FUCKING LEVEL 16 TOTODILE MAKE YOU LESS OF A VIRGIN? NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
SOULSILVER IS LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING POKEMON GAME EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HUMANITY IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DISCRIMINATIVE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE THAT THEY PLAY AND ENJOY POKEMON GAMES. IT ISN'T GODDAMN COOL ANYMORE. KILL YOURSELF.
That, or just stop telling me to get it so that you can trade pokemans with your fellow permavirgins, I don't care. Fuck, I skipped out on going to my friend's house because they said all they'd do is talk about goddamn fucking pokemon. Like a DotA lan party, except more faggotry all around.
Damn. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to playing TF2.
Alright, now that I'm a bit calmer I'm gonna be able to talk about Awakening properly.
It may not take me longer than it took me to play through this game, but it won't be by much. Awakening is very brief, and I've been able to finish it within three days after getting it. The new characters by and large remain fairly stereotypical (man tortured by his past, honorable knight, nature-loving elf, grrl). The only ones that stand out are Anders and Oghren, the first being incredibly witty and the second being incredibly drunk.
I didn't get to play with Mhairi because she doesn't survive the joining, at least when you're a warrior.
There are many new weapon designs in the game that just look amazing, and some new armors that look very impressive as well.
On the whole the game could even be described as easy. There was exactly 1 boss battle that made me worry I may not make it. I wasn't defeated once in the entire game.
To sum it up, Awakening is not as good as the main game, but that doesn't mean much. It's still very much enjoyable and it adds a lot of nice things and details to the world.
Odvious troll is odvious. Also, Tassadar, plus rep+