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Hooker sues Cappy


DarkFire1004

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Re: Hooker sues Cappy

The defense would like to submit new evidence to the trial.

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The defense would like to change its stance. My client was not confused at all. In fact, he knew full well of his own faults. He's not clueless or confused; just a nuisance.
 

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Re: Hooker sues Cappy

I plead insanity :V
 

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Is it time for the jury to spring into action?
 

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I say it is time for the Jury to vote on the issue at hand. The court rules against the plead for insanity in that the accused has selective bursts of chaos. Jury would you please gather and vote. If no decision can be reached, then I shall make a decision.
 

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Ah wait, I'm the jury in the other case. My bad, not a morning person.
 

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Re: Hooker sues Cappy

Eh, since the defendent has fled without settling his cases, I declare guilty. And Darkfire is allowed to hunt him down and castrate him if he so chooses. That's it that's all.
 

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Re: Hooker sues Cappy

Oh thank God it's over. It was nauseating having to defend him. One person can only think up of so much bullshit to say.
 

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if anyone could have done that darkfire, it would have been you?
 

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I wanted to just sentence him to community service x.x
 

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Oh thank God it's over. It was nauseating having to defend him. One person can only think up of so much bullshit to say.
I was rather impressed with all the bullshit you did manage to come up with. It was near convincing.
 

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The best part is everybody pretty much immediately saw through it. All I did was take Nunu's initial argument and say he was incorrect. I actually kind of wish Cappy responded in this case at some point. I wanted to hear his reaction to all of these accusations. From what I read in the Wonderboy trial, he wasn't even putting any effort into it.
 

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I honestly don't think his heart was in these trials very much, and especially not towards the end.
 
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