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I like my women the way I like my...


Re: I like my women the way I like my...

Uh.

I like my women like I like my trashcans: Sticky, smelly, and full of something?

(alternatively trashy)

(this is terrible I'm sorry)


Receipt.
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my receipts, free with any purchase?

treehouse
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my tree house. Open to all my friends.

Scotch
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my scotch; well aged and bitter.

Motel?
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my Motels; Unkept and a bit crusty...

Iron
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Iron. Hot and straitening my clothes.

Country
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Country- Very patriotic?

Zerglings! (If needbe I'll doublepost for dis :p)
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my zerglings, easy to get with as many at one time as possible.

snow globe
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like snow globes: pretty and filled with random objects...?

Lurker.
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like women the way I like my lurkers; always quiet.

Michigan.
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like Michigan; Scattered around more than 11,000 lakes.

Tractors

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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like tractors: with big... "wheels"

Oil spill
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my oil spill: with a live stream of them gushing on the internet.

Yogurt
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like yogurt: creamy and vanilla flavored.

Japan
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like Japan: exotic and more preverted than me.

La-z-boy
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my La-z-Boy; Comfy enough to smother my ass on them.
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like , easy to fill and bothers me none.

Cops
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my cops; Not pointing out my mistakes in a humiliating, yet subtle manner.

Top hat.
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my top hat. An excellent accessory with my tuxedo.

Secret Moon Base
 
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my secret moon base, always ready to receive my "rocket".

Submarine.
 
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