I like my women the way I like my...

[Quartz]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my garage, holding my junk.

Cactus

 

[undead_kenny]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way i like my cactus,spiky and full of juice.

MOTORBOAT

 

[Archer]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my motorboats, fast and wet

CLOCK

 

[Newbie]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my clock, making noise every hour on the hour.

LAVALAMP

 

[undead_kenny]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way i like my Lavalamp

Full of liquid and super hot.

Metal Gear

 

[Dusty]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Metal Gear.

Designed to be able to launch a nuke anywhere on the planet thus granting a great advantage in an undetectable first strike capability.

Son Goku

 

[the_taken]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my Women the way I like my Son Goku.

Spoiler

WITH TITS!!!

Batmobile

 

[maikochan]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my batmobile, filled with cool gadgets.

Firefly

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my Firefly, filled with all sorts of interesting personalities.

PC

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my Women the way I like my Son Goku.

Spoiler

WITH TITS!!!

I was expecting the Goku from that one Poju comic.

I like my women like I like my PC; high performance and able to run hot for as long as I need it.


Kung-fu movie

 

[Blagtastic88]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my kung-fu movies; Asian and full of feats of flexibility.

Swimming Pool

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my swimming-pool. Wet.

Electricity

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like my electricity: Heavenly, and liable to leave me without eyebrows when it hits me.

Bureaucracy

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my bureaucracy, using six to eight weeks on every decicion and just waiting to be exploited.

Declaration of Independence

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my Declaration of Independence; touched by fifty-six old dudes and currently on display in the National Archives.

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my . .

Noodles

 

[DarkFire1004]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

FUCK. I DID IT AGAIN!? SERIOUSLY!?

I like my women like I like my noodles, boiled to softness, then stirfried and complimented with a variety of vegetables, meats, seasoning-

Er. Never mind.

2012

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my 2012; something I've thought about my whole life and won't end.

Ego

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my EGO. Perfect.

MMORPG's

 

[SirOni]

Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women like I like my MMORPG's; with hours and hours of grinding.

Rehabilitation Center.