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I like my women the way I like my...


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I like my women the way I like my Television: distracting and able to take up huge portions of my time.

Turtle
 
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I like my woman like I like my turtles, hides just enough to make me curious.

The power of Heart!
 
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I like my women like I like The Power of Heart; helpless to stop me.

404
 
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Error 404. I can't find the reason why I like women. Perhaps I changed it, but forgot to update the links. Please take it up with my brain for more information.

Diabolical Plot
 
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I like my women like I like my Diabolical Plot, fiendishly evil and devilishly complicated.

Also work in a piranha tank in there somewhere.

Power Abuse!
 
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I like my women the way I like my power abuse. Habit forming, morally questionable.

Computer
 
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I like my women the way I like my computer: fast, efficient, and ready for my every command.

Voodoo
 
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I like my women the way I like my voodoo. Spooky, and meddling with Forces Man Was Not Meant To Know.

Gnu.
 
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I like my women the way I like my GNU. Free to share and improve with others.

Bucket of Pellets
 
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I like my women the way I like my bucket of pellets. Whenever it seems like she's empty, she keeps coming and coming.

Comets
 
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I like my women the way I like my comets. Beautiful and clearly seen in the night sky.

Confetti
 
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I like my women the way I like my confetti. Copious, colorful, and shimmering.

Nail File
 
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I like my women the way I like my nail file: made of metal with a razor sharp tip :3


Beach Balls
 
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I like my women the way I like my beach balls, bouncing, colorful, and in pairs.

Genie Lamp
 
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I like my women the way I like my Genie Lamp. With a good rubbing, all of my desires can be fulfilled.

Dragon Slayer
 
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I like my women the way I like my Dragon Slayer, reliable and covered in blood.

Whetstone
 
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I like my women the way I like my whetstone, hard, grating, and a little wet. ;)

Matches
 
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I like my women that way I like my matches. With one good scratch, and they get off.

Cloaking Device
 
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I like my women the way I like my cloaking device. They often have a time limit.

Men
 
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I like the women I like my men, voluptuous and with a vagina.

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