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Lets say you were cursed and everything you touched with your fingers turned into gold. What would you do? Would you enjoy the power? What would you turn to gold? How would you get around turning things into gold?

I would wear some type of glove. I would turn trash into gold. Golden trash. Awesome.
 
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You would have to have some very thin woven clothing, or stuff is going to be gold pretty quickly. Also enjoy your lack of sex
 
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The glove would harden into gold once it was on. Good luck getting it off after that.

Well, with enough gold I can pay someone to feed me.
Either that or I'll go with, have my hands surgically removed, get the best in prosthetics, and take my hands out anytime I needed money.

Rather be King Midas than King Minos. Speaking of no more sex, the dude was cursed to ejaculate spiders and scorpions which would eat the genitalia of whoever he slept with.
 
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I'd probably accidently turn myself into gold without even being able to do anything yet. I'd make a fist, and BAM! Golden me.
 
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I'd rule the Earth with my power. I would walk around, touching everyone, and they would become gold mannequins in my golden empire.

Sex is for people who can't turn everyone they hate into gold.
 
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I dont really like gold, or not the the colour of it atleast, but i would turn a tree into gold. I think that would probably look cool..
 
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I don't know, but it would put a damper on masturbation.
 
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Well, if he touched his penis, his balls become golden, as does the rest of his body... Wait, wouldn't it be more specific to say whatever touched you or you touched with any part of your body, whatever you felt gets turned to gold?

Like a wooden dildo up your ass, would it become gold as well as the person? Also isn't pure gold liquid? Or are we talking about impure gold? Obe, turning people into mannequins means melting them. I would an on and off switch.
 
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Diagasvesle said:
Also isn't pure gold liquid? Or are we talking about impure gold?
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Please tell me you're joking, or I may not be able to stop laughing for a while.
 
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maybe he's getting gold confused with mercury.

they do sound alike.
 
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Aww, I was hoping that was a link to the movie mannequin.

Anywho, isn't golds price actually relatively low on the market
 
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Not from the infomercials I watch....
 
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lol
 
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ToxicShock said:
The glove would harden into gold once it was on. Good luck getting it off after that.
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Gold is really soft - thin glove, no problem.

ToxicShock said:
Rather be King Midas than King Minos. Speaking of no more sex, the dude was cursed to ejaculate spiders and scorpions which would eat the genitalia of whoever he slept with.
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At least at that point it wasn't his problem. :p
 
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Imagine if everything you touched turned into a gorgeous woman!
 
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I'd get very annoyed very fast, and start walking around poking people until someone shot and killed me, I starved to death from everything turning into gold, or everyone in poking distance was a gold statue. Gold isn't worth all that much anymore anyway, I'd prefer heroin, or ecstasy, higher street value. Or maybe platinum or uranium, if I wanted legitimate market value.
 
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I'd crash the world market by turning enough things gold that gold itself would become worthless.
 
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neegak said:
I'd crash the world market by turning enough things gold that gold itself would become worthless.
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I think that would take a really long time, also, how are you going to market your gold? It's not like just because you get this power you'll have a plethora of safe buyers.
 
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