Jumps really high and can smash brick ceilings with his skull while high on shrooms.
Uses his large mass to literally crush his enemies.
Throws molotov tennis balls.
Feels no pain.
Shrooms can bring him back from the dead. Repeatedly.
He can fly. And cause earth quakes. With his face.
There's these Tyrannosaurus Res/Frog/Monkey hybrids, which can fly, cause earthquakes, spit waves of flame, SWALLOW PEOPLE WHOLE, lay and throw eggs in rapid succession. Those are his friends.
He can breath underwater.
He can become living METAL.
He can walk thru walls.
He can kill ghosts, and animated skeletons.
He's a carpenter, a plumber and a doctor. Those are three very intensive fields, and he does them on his off time.
His GF is a sentient fungus formation. And a princess. Is you GF a royal fuckable mushroom?
His nemesis is a fire breathing, lava swimming, baby eating, demonic dragon-turtle sorcerer, that can cause earth quakes, hide stars, have babies without a mate, and flies around in a giant clown faced bowl that can express emotion.